thataDron Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 somewhere in the distance a cricket is heard......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 somewhere in the distance a cricket is heard......... Hey thataDron, welcome to the RT forums and I got one for you: How do ya get a one armed _____ (fill in the blank with some type of politically incorrect term) out of a tree? Wave. (Thought I was gonna say use a shotgun or accessory didn't you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draitsapede Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 #category Nice post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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