Guest Finn Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the Mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I just switched the heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Morticians OMG that is FREAKY. wow.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Morticians That's funny!!!! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archerjg Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Morticians That was pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Morticians LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Morticians well that wann't what i was expecting! LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians LOL nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians Oh man...that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians Wow that one came from left field. Funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians Almost choked on my Altoids! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians Great one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians That's nothing compared to the crematories in north Georgia! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Morticians Pretty dadgum good!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Morticians OMG...I never ever expected that one....good one...al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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