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a very important life long lesson today....

So last night, the woman says that she wanted to go "look at" some coffee tables and end tables for the living room...

Here is what i learned...

In the Websters Dictionary for Women, "look at" is defined as: having the significant other (me in this case) purchase whatever is being looked at without having any say so in the matter whatsoever...

For all you younger guys, write this down and keep it in your man book!

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LOL...Read this out loud to my Wife and she said:

"What...He did'nt learn this before"?

I asked her what was the "Woman Rule" for this kind of stuff:

"There's no rule..we just do...Woman Rule"

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA:D

I got dragged against my will to a major craft store yesterday for 4 hours straight...it was horrible. Until we got home and I found out I had spent 3/4 of the total money on paint, woodburning tools, etc...etc...:o:D

Man Rule: You drag me to a craft store...I'll make you suffer while I look at everything!:p

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Guys....you're looking at this all wrong.....The shoe goes on the other foot in this situation....You say honey I'm going to Bass Pro to "look at" guns, bows, stands, calls, decoys, camo, boots, boats, ect ect ect......:D

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a very important life long lesson today....

So last night, the woman says that she wanted to go "look at" some coffee tables and end tables for the living room...

Here is what i learned...

In the Websters Dictionary for Women, "look at" is defined as: having the significant other (me in this case) purchase whatever is being looked at without having any say so in the matter whatsoever...

For all you younger guys, write this down and keep it in your man book!

Dan...... as soon as men say I do that little Woman rule becomes ingrained in their heads.....it's ok, she caught you at a moment of forgetfullness......lol. Just remember next time take a few moments to reset the rolodex in the back of your mind and you'll be fine........;):D

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a very important life long lesson today....

So last night, the woman says that she wanted to go "look at" some coffee tables and end tables for the living room...

Here is what i learned...

In the Websters Dictionary for Women, "look at" is defined as: having the significant other (me in this case) purchase whatever is being looked at without having any say so in the matter whatsoever...

For all you younger guys, write this down and keep it in your man book!

(looking for pen and paper ) :D :D :D

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