92xj Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 this might be the last time yall see me on here!!!! Today is my dads 56 birthday, I am 25 and staying with them this week while doing some interviews. Well mom told me to go Plastic wrap the opening of the toilet and he has just now walked in there.....updates to come soon, if he doesnt shoot me...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 That's funny right there. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 well its been about 4 minutes, i know he first changes out of his work clothes and I have just heard some sort of yelling coming from the room......hopefully he will be out soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 LOL ben thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 hahahahahaha HE"S OUT!!!!! I will tell the rest of the story later, just to let the suspense build up a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Details ASAP! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 " mom told me to go Plastic wrap the opening of the toilet " You make sure you tell Dad real quick, that Mom did it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike13candace Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 You are funny.. seems like your house has some humor.. just remember ....expect payback:p...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 " mom told me to go Plastic wrap the opening of the toilet " You make sure you tell Dad real quick, that Mom did it :D I already made him aware that she suggested it. I will first tell yall what I did before I tell the story. Get your Plastic wrap out of the drawer and cover the toilet with just enough to go over the edge. Once it is laid over the opening, do not worry to much about the wrinkles, because the hair dryer you are about to turn on will take care of them. Turn hair dryer on High and go over plastic til all the wrinkles are gone. Now go over the side of the toilet where the plastic has bunched up and you could possibly see it. You are now pretty much set, all you have to do now is put plastic and hair dryer up, and pray for a #1 and not a #2, I can not see a #2 being good at all for all parties involved. This would be good for pranks on significant others, parents, children and friends. I think the best would be on a younger kid first thing in the morning before school, i can just imagine that story being crazy funny. Anyhow, story of pops later on tonight........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 you're mean :p:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 HAHA! I want some details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 you're still alive....WOW :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 you're still alive....WOW :D:D yep still here, luckily:D:D Story time - Well apparently dad went into the bathroom and I did not hear anything for 4 minutes, Knowing that his closet is in the bathroom I figured he had to have been changing out of work clothes and into casual wear clothes for birthday dinner. Once he put on his nice clean plants, shirt, and shoes, he proceeded to the toilet. While I am in the other room listening, I am praying that he only needs to do a #1, I just can not see a #2 being good at all with the plastic only being about 1 inch below the seat. Anyhow, #1 was luckily all he needed to do. He lifted lid, aimed, FIRED and proceeded to be covered in the ricochet that went from plastic, underside of lid to belly button down to knees. At this moment in time is when I heard the first of four noises. This noise was more of a noise that you would hear during fright, Like what the heck is going on, something is wrong I need help. At this point mom and I are dying laughing. Around 3 seconds later we hear noise 2 of 4. This noise is something you would hear when you are holding something back with all your might. This noise was being made while plastic was being ripped from toilet bowl. Once this noise ended we heard noise 3 of 4, which was a combination of a HUGE sigh and what sounded like a dam being released. Once again mom and I are rolling on the floor. Thr fourth and final noise came about 45 seconds later when all we heard from the bathroom was the flushing of the toilet and an old man on his birthday doing that deep down wheezing laughter where it just sounds like air rushing in and then the sounds of getting the breath knocked out of you. All in all, i do not think it could have gone any better. I was amazed that he actually laughed at this. He is not known for laughing and having a good time, typically just a cranky old guy that has no fun. It was so great!!! I hope yall enjoyed this little story and got a little chuckle out of my prank on dad, everybody needs a good laugh once a day, and I totally got mine this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Nice work Benny!! Its always fun to pull one on the Old Man!!! Just beware...i pulled a stunt on my dad once while i was in college, and he got me back 10 fold...They might be old, but they aint dead! With age comes experience...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Nice work Benny!! Its always fun to pull one on the Old Man!!! Just beware...i pulled a stunt on my dad once while i was in college, and he got me back 10 fold...They might be old, but they aint dead! With age comes experience...:D:D also with age comes horrible memory and by tomorrow he wont even remember:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 also with age comes horrible memory and by tomorrow he wont even remember:D:D:D:D or so you hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Oh my gosh...this is so hilarious!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted April 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 or so you hope i know its true with him, And "older" people on here, do not think I am stereotyping about the whole "older people' population, just speaking about my good ol dad;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 thats funny i will have 2 try that on my dad lol:D :D good 1 ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doog3 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 lol son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Nice work Benny!! Its always fun to pull one on the Old Man!!! Just beware...i pulled a stunt on my dad once while i was in college, and he got me back 10 fold...They might be old, but they aint dead! With age comes experience...:D:D Yeppers .. I can't wait to hear about payback time now..LOL :D That was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun-101 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 too funny..... :D:D I have to make you laugh ben when i noticed this post.... i was like dang WTH my bud is leaving... then i read the story....you sucker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Yeppers .. I can't wait to hear about payback time now..LOL :D That was good Yep...waiting on the payback story now. You know there are some things us old geezers never forget. Truth is...just about the time you think he forgot all about it is when the 10 fold payback will start to happen. Who knows when it will end. Been there with my 22 yr. old son too. Watch out for the black shoe polish around the eye piece of your binocs and the mayonnaise in or on your pillow case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Man, that is too funny! I'm just glad he didnt come in the house running after eating some bad chinese food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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