Swamphunter Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) On a transatlantic flight, A plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time......... No one moves.................. He removes his shirt............... Muscles ripple across his chest......... She gasps..................... He whispers................. "Iron this...then get me a beer" . Edited April 16, 2009 by Swamphunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun-101 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 man that is hard to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Great way to start the day! LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LMBO ...I can go to work now...LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Wow, Ken! That long since you've seen anyone banned eh? :D:D Good one! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 No, that's no ok to post but thanks....lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 :D:D:D:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 good one, ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LOL. Pretty good one Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LMBO!!:D:D That is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Theres one I'm not brave enough to read to my Wife:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 theres one i'm not brave enough to read to my wife:d chicken!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 No, that's no ok to post but thanks....lmbo I agree.....keep on posting stuff you aint s'posed to. FUNNNNNY:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 ...that's funny, Ken-! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 chicken!!!! Dang straight I am...I've seen her shoot her Bow in person:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LMBO @ Gary. :D I saved that pic for future reference...LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 LMBO @ Gary. :D I saved that pic for future reference...LOL:D hahaha Good one swampy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 No, that's no ok to post but thanks....lmbo CAn't say it much better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun-101 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 that is a good one ken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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