redkneck Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's how the fight started.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. And that's how the fight started...... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' The waiter said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight got started.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's how the fight got started..... Edited April 27, 2009 by redkneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 seen em before but that is still so funny :D:D Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 After the morning I had I needed a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Thats funny stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 LOL! That last one is hilarious! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 After the morning I had I needed a good laugh. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 LMAO, those are great.. I can relate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Yep, been there for a few of them:eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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