92xj Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. ' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'' The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 HAHAHAHA i dont care who you are that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 That is great! More salesmen need to be confronted like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 That's awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doog3 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 lol good one son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 :D:D hahahahahahaha :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Enough already - more coffee out my nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 very good. when i was a kid, we had door to door salesmen all the time. i haven't seen one in years.... pestering folks is becoming a lost art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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