Fixing the Economy


Dawg

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Just got this in an email.

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the

money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following

plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan :

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay

them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the

following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto

Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing

Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in

Congress and their constituents pay their

taxes...

Makes sense to me! :D

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