JJL Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 After being married for many years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, honey, years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a 10-inch black and white tv but i got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old chick. Now i have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a king-size bed, a plasma screen tv but i'm sleeping with a crotchety old nag. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain. My wife, occasionally a reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old and she would see to it that i would again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 money cant buy happiness:confused: :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 thats funny Jim!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 LOL! Funny stuff Jim! Good thing she has a good sense of humor and you're not in that position right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 karma baby........karma.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 LOL funny! Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Metal Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 redkneck said: karma baby........karma.... Wow...where'd them thunder clouds come from??? Outta nowhere man.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 hahahaha that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 very good, jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 LOL!! Boy, what do you say to that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike13candace Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 LOL... so much truth to it...Life is funny ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 LOL. That is funny Jim, and somehow seems possible that maybe it is not a joke but a true story.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Funny yes. But I'm not letting the wife read this one! Jim you get slapped alot don't you? Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 m gardner said: Jim you get slapped alot don't you? Mark If he doesn't he should be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Sometimes you need your wife... Like this guy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 leo said: sometimes you need your wife... Like this guy!!! omg lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Leo said: Sometimes you need your wife... Like this guy!!! ] Took me a second, haha that is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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