woolybear Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Saw this on another forum, thought you may enjoy. GOD Is Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoythunter37 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Lol now that is pretty funny. I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 oh wow lol good one!!!! Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 my kind of "feel good" story. i only wish it would happen more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Great story. I bet he's gonna do a bit thinking before he tries to prove a point like that again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 that is hillarious. I guess he got his answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 lol thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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