Dakota Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 ...were out fishing in a boat on a beautiful woodland lake in Minnesota. After a beautiful morning of excellent fishing, the clergymen had several walleye and a few great northern on the stringer. They had all consumed a lot of coffee at the diner before they hit the water and it was beginning to come back. It was a fairly small lake and the gentlemen could see the parking area and the restroom about a hundred yards away on shore. "If you'll excuse me," said the Rabbi, setting down his fishing pole and proceeding to get out of the boat. The Catholic priest, who was new to the local town and had been invited to a day of fellowship in God's creation with the Rabbi and Preacher, was astonished as the Rabbi walked calmly across the lake to the restroom without incident. Five minutes later, the Rabbi was back in the boat and proceeded to fish. "My turn," said the Preacher a few minutes later. He also proceeded to get out of the boat and walk across the lake to the restroom again to the amazement of the Catholic priest. It wasn't long before he was back across the lake, in the boat and casting his line. Truly, these are men of God! thought the priest, in awe of the two men beside him. "I'll be right back," said the priest, mustering up the courage and faith to take that first step. One small step for a Catholic priest-SPLASH!!! After a minute of staring in numb shock at the floating fishing hat, the Rabbi turned to the Preacher and said, "What? You didn't tell him where the stumps are?" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Courtesy of Grandpa! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Oh wow man now that was funny!!!!!! good one! Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 hahahaha I like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Oh man, I'm laughing so hard! That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 A good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccwhitey Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 lol funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Anybody know how to tell a methodist from a baptist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Anybody know how to tell a methodist from a baptist? Is this a joke? Because if so, I'll bite! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 LOL cant beat grandpa jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerLily Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 now thats funny! :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Is this a joke? Because if so, I'll bite! Dakota Yeah, it's a joke, and i forgot i posted it at the end of this thread! A baptist wont speak to you in the liquor store!!! :p;) ........i'm a baptist btw.......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hahaha Thats funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good stuff! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Good one Dakota! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flintlock1776 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 An oldie but Goldie. In the east it was Rocks in the Hudson:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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