hammerforged Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?' THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Way to funny there,I needed a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hahaha ......... good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i needed a good laugh. Thanks! Jeremy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorden Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Very funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doe-ee Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 That is hilarious and a good reminder to keep our wits about us when confronted by evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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