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  layin on the smackdown said:
Do you think you have an accent?

Do you think people from the north sound funny?

Who would you rather share a prison cell with, OJ or Tyson?

If your bathroom walls could talk, what would they say?

Are you on a first name basis with your mail carrier, Garbage man, and Gas station attendant?

What is the worse thing you have ever smelled?

1. Yes I do have one

2. Yes

3. OJ, Tyson would want to eat my kid

4. Help me God!

5. No

6. Either one of my Farts, the paper factory in Calhoun TN or this one boy whos stomach was tore up at church camp.

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  layin on the smackdown said:
How much money would it take for you to eat that thing that came out of MossyHorns belly button?:DLOL

Theres not enough money in 20 universes (we really do need a puke smiley)

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  layin on the smackdown said:
When it comes to peanut butter, what do you prefer, chunky or creamy?

Ford or Chevy?

Have you ever had stitches? if so, how many and why?

Do you think Big Foot is real?

Why do you like to use the "girlie" font when you are in chat?:D:p

1. I like the Peter Pan Honey Creamy mmmmm

2. CHEVY!

3. Yeah I sliced my finger when I was 10 or so I think I had 5 or 6...

4. Bigfoot lives in Kentucky.....:D

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Finish this sentence:

I would love to be a professional ...........

Do you speak any other languages?

If you could, would you rather buy an island or a mountain?

What would you name it?

Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial? If so, what was it?

If you could pick an age to go back to, what would it be, and why?

If you could stay one age for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What do you think of the phrase "Near Miss"?

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  layin on the smackdown said:
Finish this sentence:

I would love to be a professional ...........

Do you speak any other languages?

If you could, would you rather buy an island or a mountain?

What would you name it?

Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial? If so, what was it?

If you could pick an age to go back to, what would it be, and why?

If you could stay one age for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What do you think of the phrase "Near Miss"?

1. Monkey Trainer you interested?

2. No but Spanish would help me with my job sometimes

3. Mountain, Mt. Fat Boy :D

4. No but I would buy something if Billy Mays would quit his job.

5. Im not sure that I would go back Im happy with what I have now and what Ive learned but if I had to it would be 7 and I would know that my parents were divorcing before I was 10. I would guilt the crap out of them :D:D:D

6. Again I wouldnt want to stay one age, but if I had to it would be 17 back when I was playing HS Football!

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  Adjam5 said:
Have you ever been embarrassed by your size?

Have you ever intimidated anyone?

Have you ever broke something as to not knowing your own strength?

Ever been to NYC?

Favorite super hero...

Longest shot at game...

1. No not really and Im up to my biggest size to date a 42.

2. Oh yeah Im sure I have I played football for a small school and I was always lining up against boys 1/2 my size in football.

3. YES, I have done that a LOT!

4. Nope never been to NYC (never been North of Cincinatti)

5. I never got into the super heros after I was 8 or so but back then it was Tommy the Green Power Ranger and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

6. Longest shot? Im not sure what your talking about but IN a football game the furthest field goal and actually the only field goal we attempted was a 31 yarder and I nailed it (made from 42 in practice) all I ever kicked was extra points...

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  KentuckyTurkey said:

6. Longest shot? Im not sure what your talking about but IN a football game the furthest field goal and actually the only field goal we attempted was a 31 yarder and I nailed it (made from 42 in practice) all I ever kicked was extra points...

I meant at a animal...game, not at a game:D silly:p.

Not a wounding shot a killing shot.

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  Adjam5 said:
I meant at a animal...game, not at a game:D silly:p.

Not a wounding shot a killing shot.

Well on a Deer was 250ish? Squirrel was 75 yards... Turkey 50 yards....

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  doog3 said:
strawberries or peaches

potato salad or macaroni salad

been to disneyland or disneyworld

if you you guys had a daughter what would you name her

Strawberries

Potato

Nope

Jayden Elaine

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why do you keep avoiding certain questions that i ask you?

i.e. Why do you like to use the girlie font in chat?

What do you think of the phrase "near miss"?

do you want me to stop asking you irrelevant questions?

What is the most embarrasing moment of your life?

If you could fix one thing that would make the world a better place, what would you do?

If you could hang out with one historical figure for a day, who would it be and why?

If you could purchase personal jet packs over the counter, would you buy one?

When was the last time you locked your keys in your car?

Have you ever ran out of gas?

With the amount of time you spend on the road driving for work, do you ever get road rage?

Have you ever complimented someone on how cool their toilet is?

Menards or Home Depot?

Have you ever been passed by a smokin hot girl, then sped up to her to have a second look?

Are you the person who drives slow in the left lane and makes people go around you instead of you getting in the right lane?

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  layin on the smackdown said:
why do you keep avoiding certain questions that i ask you?

i.e. Why do you like to use the girlie font in chat?

What do you think of the phrase "near miss"?

do you want me to stop asking you irrelevant questions?

What is the most embarrasing moment of your life?

If you could fix one thing that would make the world a better place, what would you do?

If you could hang out with one historical figure for a day, who would it be and why?

If you could purchase personal jet packs over the counter, would you buy one?

When was the last time you locked your keys in your car?

Have you ever ran out of gas?

With the amount of time you spend on the road driving for work, do you ever get road rage?

Have you ever complimented someone on how cool their toilet is?

Menards or Home Depot?

Have you ever been passed by a smokin hot girl, then sped up to her to have a second look?

Are you the person who drives slow in the left lane and makes people go around you instead of you getting in the right lane?

1. I didnt know I missed one of your questions but I do remember reading the near miss one now....

Near miss..... Crap I dont know it means you barely missed? :confused:

"girlie" font.... hey at least mines not pink like bens

2. Yes :D

3. My friends gave me a fake football interest letter from the then National Champion LSU Tigers and I fell for it.

4. Abolish abortion, gay marriage, and anti-hunter/gun groups.

5. Fred Bear

6. No Ive got too much other crap I want to buy

7. A few weeks ago I locked my Van keys in there

8. Yes not too long ago either, when Brittany was 5 Months pregnant and we were coming back from the Dr.

9. No

10. NO :rolleyes:

11. Home Depot

12. Yes I used to do that all the time

13. Yes IF Im already going 7+ over the speed limit and the guy behind me wont get off my butt.

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ok here

Do you go camping?

ever been to Illionis

ever been to GA.

ever been to LA?

TX?

AL?

IN?

WY?

do you have fish in your house?

if you could would you want to meet me?

fav song?

fav kind of fish?

ever played any sports?

has your wife got mad at you today yet?

your kid been mean to you today? :D

where do you want to hunt turkey at?

last time you went to the doc?

have any pets?

what size is your house

ok if i was homeless would you let me live with you? :D:D

what time you going to bed?

what time you got 2 get up tomorrow?

how long have you known you wife?

how long have you been on here on Realtree?

you ever got mad at anyone on here before?

ok there

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