NiteRunner Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. :D We do it all I tell ya!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 LMBO You sure hit that one on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Andrus Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Well tonight, I prepared the chicken, marinade and cooked it on the grill . do I pass the test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Girl! That is so right on the money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Well tonight, I prepared the chicken, marinade and cooked it on the grill . do I pass the test? Once does not qualify, sorry Tim! But don't worry, you have all summer to keep trying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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