Rhino Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Impress your HONEY......Happy Valentines Day Redneck Valentine Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you Yore hair is like cornsilk-a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions,when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdanmagic Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem I like it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem Wow! Just Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem pretty goood one there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem seen it many times before, but i jus printed it to take to school tomorrow.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem i had a tear in my eye....what a sweet man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem That's Funny Right there, I don't care who ya are! LMBO Thanks for the poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem Thats pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem That is a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisconsinboy Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem gotta love it eh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem My Uncles-nephews-aunts-sisters-brothers-cousin always had way with words.... Now I need a hankie (sniff, sniff) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem that there is funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem That's a talented redneck right there. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem Seen this one a few times before. Still pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Redneck Valentine Poem that was cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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