redkneck Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) Hope everyone has a great week. Harley Rider Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her, right in front of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and did what I had to." The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... so, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican." The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH Edited June 29, 2009 by redkneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 LOL Thats a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 LOL--that's about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 :DThats the media for you :bang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 hahahahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 That would be the truth! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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