Monday Funny


redkneck

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Hope everyone has a great week. :D

Harley Rider

Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning

into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her

jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her, right in front of her

screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and

hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from

the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker

brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter

says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in

my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind

bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and did what I had to."

The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and

tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... so, what do

you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it

indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

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