ruttinbuc Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I like that one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 WOW!!!! that is so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 ....tee hee hee....... -yeahhhhh....really funny one, Mike.... :kiss: -that was a good one- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Man thats a good one,I needed a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 yuk, yuk, yuk :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Seen that one a few times before, still a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinois59 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Thanks for the laugh. Can't wait to tell the wife that one. :crutch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyoitker1 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 That is funny Mike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTPROFamily Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 That is funny Mike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 good one, mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Are you telling me that Kathleen got it? WOW! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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