buckee Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 just a little laugh. I liked it. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (folks, you're gonna luv this) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a great day..... Thanks Kim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 haha yes i am singing it now LOL good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 hahaha............... there's a comedian in every crowd :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 :D:D Good one...lol Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 LOL!! Good one Steve! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sskybnd Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 yea that was a good one made me laugh, thanks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 You people have waaaaaaaaaaaay toooooo much time on your hands! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Yeah, I admit i grinned on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 good one Cheesy, I mean Buckee. It did make me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 haha it was hard not to sing it so i gave in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmisswtnhunt Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 lol :poke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 good one Cheesy, I mean Buckee. It did make me smile. Hey..Who you callin Cheesy :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 That was funny Buckee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snapper Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I think the joke was a little cheesy...but it did get a grin outta me! Thanks Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 :D:D:D:D:drink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Pretty good one Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dance.and.shoot Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Oh for the Frickin' Love!!! LoL... i think this is twice as funny for me since i'm running on like 7 hours of sleep for the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Nice Find...Even remebering it I read through this one and laughed all over again!:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Dang - how did I miss this one the first time through? Good one Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Funnnny:clown:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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