JJL Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Ralph was attending his biker club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the trip to Sturgis because his wife wouldn't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow biker buddies Ralph left to go back home to his wife. When Ralph's friends started arriving at Sturgis to set up camp, who should be there but Ralph sitting in front of his Fatboy, tent up, beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals. "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Ralph?" "I didn't have to" was Ralph's reply. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!" When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom", tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want." So ta da, here I am ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 BOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Bwwwwwwwwwahhahahahahahhhahhahahaha..................That is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Hahaha...thats a keeper there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThethirdI Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I needed a good laugh today! Thanks for that. I laughed out loud!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 now that one made me laugh out loud LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Good one! Ralph's a thinker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 That made my day! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesse8953 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 HaHahaha! best thing I have heard today,thanks:clap::toot::yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 That made my day,thanks:crutch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swohiodave Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 that is pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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