olsplittoe Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) Picked this one up at another site, thought ya'll might like it!!!! TRIP TO Costco Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet,Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout linewhen a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and havelittle to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I wasstarting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming outof most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way thatit works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simplyeat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionallycomplete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have tomention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled withmy story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care becausethe dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniffan Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he waslaughing so hard.Costco won't let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Edited July 26, 2009 by olsplittoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 haha thats funny.:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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