buckshot Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 John went to visit his 90yr old grandfather in a very secluded,rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away,John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon,eggs and toast.However John noticed a film like substance on his plate,and questioned his grandfather asking,"Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied,"they're as clean as coldwater can get them.Just you go ahead and finish your meal sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers.Again, John concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried eggs and asked," Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said," I told you before ,sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.John yelled and said," grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car." Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV,the old man shouted..."COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: good joke! LMBO!! good one! i bet John brought his own dishes next time he ate at his grandfather's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rod Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: good joke! Good one. I think I'd take Grandpa out to eat from now on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: good joke! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: good joke! That is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsman2500 Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: good joke! that's really good! i'm even from GA! wooohooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: good joke! LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: good joke! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: good joke! LOL niceone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: good joke! That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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