woolybear Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can 't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Human nature is a weird thing, isn't it???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I started to not open this because I was afraid of what I would find. This is pretty streight to the point though,although I do like #9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 pretty accurate, also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHunter Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 LOL, its funny cause it's true...lol...and i guess a bit sad too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikewink Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 quite funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 sad people for sure. true but sad. at least the dumb ones have a way of taking themselves out of the gene pool. most of them over here reproduce like rabbits lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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