redkneck Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 After I lost my LG Vue (second one in 3 months) about a month ago, I left the phone activated for a couple of days. I thought I might have lost it on a short four wheeler ride, but I undoubtedly left it at the groc store, because two days later I could see activity online. Anyhow, I got another sim card and phone, but now I have these text messages every day. I called and cancelled all the crap that someone had me signed up for, but still get them. Today it was "Imagine having multiple girls satisfy your every fantasy". Can you imagine that? One woman to check your trail cam, another to cook, and even one more to do the laundry? Man that would be awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sluggunner Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I think like you do... You can tell I'm getting old because I would want one to wash & wax my truck, one to clean my guns, one to make me chili, one to help me hang tree stands...you get the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortDraw Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I thought the same thing! But one night after I smoked a booner, nothing too big only about 250'' whitey, I wanted to take a shower to get the blood off. Well I went to hop in and them girls told me they like it when i'm dirty. I don't want the blood on me always, my co-workers are starting to complain now. I'm checking into the return policy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 You can tell I'm getting old because I would want one to wash & wax my truck, one to clean my guns, one to make me chili, one to help me hang tree stands...you get the picture. i know what you mean. i had a young lady in a very short skirt tell me that for a hundred bucks, she'll do anything i want. i gave her a $100.00 and said "paint my house". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 LOL Steve! Geesh...guess it's the chance you take with cell phones! Luckily with my family, we just have one cell phone which is only used for emergencies or I'll take it in the car if hunting state land or what not...not fancy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 No Comment:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 i know what you mean. i had a young lady in a very short skirt tell me that for a hundred bucks, she'll do anything i want. i gave her a $100.00 and said "paint my house". LMBO So how'd that work out?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 i know what you mean. i had a young lady in a very short skirt tell me that for a hundred bucks, she'll do anything i want. i gave her a $100.00 and said "paint my house". Hey...Does she have a sister Steve... I can sure go for getting my lawn mowed and my winda's done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 i know what you mean. i had a young lady in a very short skirt tell me that for a hundred bucks, she'll do anything i want. i gave her a $100.00 and said "paint my house". hey you got her number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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