Dirty Text Messages


redkneck

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After I lost my LG Vue (second one in 3 months) about a month ago, I left the phone activated for a couple of days. I thought I might have lost it on a short four wheeler ride, but I undoubtedly left it at the groc store, because two days later I could see activity online. Anyhow, I got another sim card and phone, but now I have these text messages every day. I called and cancelled all the crap that someone had me signed up for, but still get them. Today it was "Imagine having multiple girls satisfy your every fantasy".

Can you imagine that? One woman to check your trail cam, another to cook, and even one more to do the laundry? Man that would be awesome!

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I thought the same thing!

But one night after I smoked a booner, nothing too big only about 250'' whitey, I wanted to take a shower to get the blood off. Well I went to hop in and them girls told me they like it when i'm dirty. I don't want the blood on me always, my co-workers are starting to complain now.

I'm checking into the return policy now.

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You can tell I'm getting old because I would want one to wash & wax my truck, one to clean my guns, one to make me chili, one to help me hang tree stands...you get the picture.

i know what you mean. i had a young lady in a very short skirt tell me that for a hundred bucks, she'll do anything i want. i gave her a $100.00 and said "paint my house".

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