Turkeygirl Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Once upon a time, on 9/25/09, a nurse was walking through the woods, moving her trail camera. She hiked and hiked and came upon a good spot. She puts her trail camera on the tree and before turning it on, walks out in front to see if it was straight. While walking back to the camera, one of the nurse's ankles rolls and the nurse falls flat out on the ground, right in front of the camera...good thing it wasn't turned on yet:hammer1: Later on in the day, the nurse is back home. During the evening she goes to feed the horses. She has the feed measuredo ut and as she turnes around in the barn, she falls over a 100 pound bag of chicken food and lands, yet again, flat out, only this time on a cement floor...with her elbow taking most of it. Luckily, after a moment of pain, she, being a nurse, was relieved nothing was broken, but the feed was spilled all over the floor, and she also had 5 chicken eggs in her pocket. Upon going in the house for some ice, and to tell her mother what had happened, comes to find that out of the 5 eggs, only one was cracked...though maybe after what the nurse went through today...there are 2 cracked eggs?:clown::crutch::clown: This is a strange but true story...I witnessed it!:fish::stupid: LOL:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ruth, you do know you are a klutz, don't you? :crutch: :turned::stretcher: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ruth, you have been doing real good up until now! I guess it caught up with you! Sorry to hear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gee whiz...how'd you guys know it was me...lol:-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gee whiz...how'd you guys know it was me...lol:-p The only other nurse I know here is Mrswtnhunt and I saw first hand how non-accident prone she is. I don't think I saw her fall once on our hikes in rugged Alaska! That is how I knew! :nurse: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Would have been great to have set that cam to video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 you're fine, ruth. maybe one of these days you'll actually trip over a turkey... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 LMBO! Ruth, this sounds like something I would do! Your story made my day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Great story Ruth, and only 1 cracked egg! You must be quite the acrobat.:turned: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tink Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Amazing Story I don't know who that could be. I will:crutch: keep my eyes peeled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sluggunner Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 New career for you Sounds like you have mastered the art of falling down without getting hurt. Maybe you should look into becoming a stunt woman. LOL!! By the way, I'm glad you are OK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Oh boy Ruth, sounds like your qualified for the new line of commercials coming this fall by that medical alert company. I can see you laying in the barn over a sack of feed saying "I've fallen and I can't get up" lol. Try to be more careful and get this all out of the way before you climb into your stand here shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 LOL Steve and red! I am really glad my camera wasn't on...it would have been the photo of the century... I'm suprised Chris hasn't found this yet...he usually beats you all to the punch:-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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