woolybear Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris What'cha think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 It would be interesting to say the least since they are both Aikido Masters. I was fortunate to attend a dojo opening in Atlanta where Mr. Norris was in attendance and got my clock cleaned by him during the circle tandem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Without looking at the clip, think Segal has the advantage of reach which would probably have him being the winner. Used to go to some "tough man" contests back in Florida and a match about as close as you could get to these two guys was played out in the ring. Had a little guy who was unreal, knocking everyone out with roundhouse kicks to the chin, we thought he would win it all. Seemed he could not be touched. He got so far and went up against a tall linky cop who managed to stay in until the quarter finals where those two met. Cop won only because he had just enough skills and never let the little guy get inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 It would be interesting to say the least since they are both Aikido Masters. I was fortunate to attend a dojo opening in Atlanta where Mr. Norris was in attendance and got my clock cleaned by him during the circle tandem. Hey at least you tried, I'd be honored to be whooped by either of them!:clown: This was the best I could come up with of Chucky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj_e-QmZ7Jc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Chuck.... Segal my have the ponytail but there is no defeating the beard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Chuck Norris sneezes and makes babies cry....he wins hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Sorry, that clip was lame. Not that Seagal isn't able to TCB but those demonstrations are not real life. The people he was throwing around were participating, not that he couldn't do it in real life. I would give Seagal a slight edge based on youth and height and reach. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Segal...'cause Bruce Lee Killed Chuck Norris at the colosseum already...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Segal...'cause Bruce Lee Killed Chuck Norris at the colosseum already...LOL Gotta take Smooth Steve myself too over the Texas Ranger. Don't think it would even be close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdhunter39 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 we can't forget the fact that chuck norris works out on the total gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I didn't know it til the other day I seen a show on Segal and he actually works as a deputy sheriff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I didn't know it til the other day I seen a show on Segal and he actually works as a deputy sheriff. Dude just lay down and lock your fingers behind your head if he pulls you over, lol I'm sure the resisting arrest charges would be thrown out of court if you were to fight back, but it ain't worth the troubles LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 chucky is 68 years old. i have to go with segal. things change with age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 even at 68 steve, i'll take chuckie...segal is all movie made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swohiodave Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 chuck norris, fist from the beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 This has been fun to listen to your thoughts. 7'th degree blackbelt don't get ya nowhere these days, lol:sleep1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Chuck Norris never cheats death, he beats it up. Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass...........at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfirefighter Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Chuck of course can't bet against family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Sorry, that clip was lame. New Totally staged. I'd give Norris the win any day of the week. Ross, you never cease to amaze me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 In the spirit of the questions, some fun for your enjoyment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlmZFTlOy6A&feature=related http://www.videovat.com/videos/967/walker-texas-aids-obrien.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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