92xj Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 ..."Joke of the day" A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin; one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 :D:D Roflmbo! :hammer1::clown: Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Thats a good one...scary thing is we've probably met a few people that could fit her personality too:hammer1::clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Ben, you need a break from work real bad! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Always up for a good chuckle.:clown: Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 That's hilarious......both of them.:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 NYUK NYUK NYUK....:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Oh BOY!! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Funny thing is.. That's not a joke, that's Ben's real girlfriend!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA:clown: J/K bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Funny thing is.. That's not a joke, that's Ben's real girlfriend!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA:clown: J/K bud Thats the last thing I want right now. My leash has been taken off and I dont want a new one anytime soon. This ol anti girlfriend binge I am on now is pretty sweet! I think I have somewhat figured out these west coast chicks ( I know, you will never truely figure out the 'female', but what I have figured out so far is pretty fun). Game on.:group: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Thats the last thing I want right now. My leash has been taken off and I dont want a new one anytime soon. This ol anti girlfriend binge I am on now is pretty sweet! I think I have somewhat figured out these west coast chicks ( I know, you will never truely figure out the 'female', but what I have figured out so far is pretty fun). Game on.:group: Good luck Benji:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Cat's in the bag.:smoke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 i just told this to my blonde girlfriend. lol ...she thought it was funny. thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 i just told this to my blonde girlfriend. lol ...she thought it was funny. thanks for sharing. She got it? I kid, I kid:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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