Norm Sauceman Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I saw this on facebook and thought it would be fun in our own distorted sort of humor. What you think? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a game for the bored and /or the imaginative/ It's a simple game I saw in another group. I say "I wish chocolate bars grew on trees" (or anything I want to wish for, the more ridiculous the better) The person who responds below says something like "Wish granted, but you slip on a chocolate bar that fell from a tree and break your arm" (or something similar; thereby ruining the wisher's day.) Then that person makes their own wish and so on. ------------------------------------------------------------------ I wish I had a lamp I could rub and get unlimited wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WvBowhunterKE Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Well your lamp shattered and cut my eye? LMAO I tried to help you out buddy. And I wish I could hunt this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 You were able to hunt, and killed your camel, and now you have to walk through the desert on a horse with no name. I wish that I could kill a 180" 8pt this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 You went hunting but ended falling out of your stand and becoming paralyzed (sadistic, I know, but it's all I could think of) I wish I could harvest the buck I nicknamed Freaknasty this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 You harvested freak nasty, once you reached him you slipped on the blood, spun around and fell on him jamming his antler up your bum and sat there until you died of starvation. The hunter that found you, removed your body and has ol Freak Nasty hangin on his wall with one heck of a story of a hunter and his relations with this monster buck. I wish my truck would build itself into a buggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 That is wrong in so many ways. Your truck builds itself into a buggy but then uses it's artificial intelligence to turn you into a woman!!! LMBO:clown: I wish I was done with college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 While at graduation at college you fell off the last step and hit your head. The injury caused you to go back to 1st grade knowledge and now you are starting school all over again. Another 16 or so years of schooling for you. I wish I was at 7J outfitters right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 You are at 7J outfitters hunting elk in the mountains and you get bit by a rattlesnake sunning himself on a rock and you can never play this game again!!:clown: I wish I had a million dollars so I could pay off my college loans, let my parents retire, and already have the money to buy some land, with timber on it, and be able to build my own house on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 You are at 7J outfitters hunting elk in the mountains and you get bit by a rattlesnake sunning himself on a rock and you can never play this game again!!:clown: I wish I had a million dollars so I could pay off my college loans, let my parents retire, and already have the money to buy some land, with timber on it, and be able to build my own house on it. you had a million dollars but someone robbed you and your parents both and shot and killed you all and took your money. so there go's you shot at building a house. i wish i could get all the guns i wanted and the ammo and have a shooting range in my back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 WEll Jeremy, you got all the guns you wanted but they are all wanted by the Illinois state police....and all the ammo you got with your guns are blanks, and your shooting range is covered with the rare and endangered Rain Forest swamp tree bush bark plant frog, so you cant shoot, even if you did have live ammo....:clown: I wish i owned 2000 acres in IL that had lots of timber, a creek with running water, good soil, lots of deer, a giant club house, and no taxes. and i wish i was gutting a giant 250 inch il bruiser that i shot right now instead of playing around on the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish i owned 2000 acres in IL that had lots of timber, a creek with running water, good soil, lots of deer, a giant club house, and no taxes. and i wish i was gutting a giant 250 inch il bruiser that i shot right now instead of playing around on the forums well you got the land you wanted and everything, but there was a BIG land side and took out everything that you had. and the 250 inch deer, you got it and got it home went inside to get your knife and everything and came back out to find out that a bear came and took off with it. i wish i owned a ranch with BIG deer on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 You own the ranch but a Big Ole Nontypical is killed, and you are accused of killing it illegally and are convicted. Your appeals are not even considered by the appellate courts and you spend the rest of your life in prison and your ranch is sold. I wish that I could bowl a 300 game. BTW Benji, I was just kiddin, you can play if you like!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) You got your ranch Jeremy but it is located in south central Texas where there happens to be one of the most severe droughts in history. A guy walking his goat walks by and throws his cigarette on the ground and it starts a wildfire which burns your whole ranch to a crisp. Oh and it was high fenced so the deer had no place to go nd they all died..............all four of em. I wish I could afford all the hunting and fishing gear I want. Edited October 14, 2009 by Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish I could afford all the hunting and fishing gear I want. u got all the hunting and fishing gear u wanted but there was a store robbery and they took everything u had and u were arrested for receiving stolen property u were convicted and had to serve a sentence of 45 years. I wish i had 10 million dollors in a hidden safe no body can find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I found your safe I wish Kyle and his family the best with the Pig Flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) Well hold on there Rabbitt! I was a respondin to the DAWG's wish! The devil showed up at your door disguised as the Home Clearing House Sweepstakes representative. You take your million and by everything you wanted to hunt and fish with. Even bought land and a travel home, timeshares, the works. However you didn't read the fine print and you signed away your soul to him. Now you are stuck in a weird purgatory with monster game and gigantic fish and everytime you reach for the gear to slay the beast or land the fish it burns up in your grasp! Bwahahahaha! :bat: I wish I could get a job that takes me to new adventures Edited October 14, 2009 by ruttinbuc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish that I could bowl a 300 game. you did bowl a 300 game, but then as soon as you did a guy bombed the place and killed everyone in it so no one ever knew you did. I wish i had 10 million dollors in a hidden safe no body can find you got the 10 million dollars but as soon as you got it but as soon as you got it you went to put it in there and someone watched you then they shot you and kill you. i wish everything in life was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 i wish everything in life was awesome. Well first Eve ate the apple...then Obama became president, and GM went bankrupt. I wish I didnt have to be at school at 7:20 in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) I wish I didnt have to be at school at 7:20 in the morning. well i did put something else but ill go with what Dakota said. you have to sorry i wish that i did not have to get up at 8:00 in the morning to go to work hauling hay. Edited October 14, 2009 by Hunt or be Hunted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Well first Eve ate the apple...then Obama became president, and GM went bankrupt. I wish I didnt have to be at school at 7:20 in the morning. lol That's awesome... Well, sorry, no way around it, you gotta! I wish I had a 100,000-200,000 acre ranch on the South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana border where I could focus exclusively on hunting 'lopes. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 lol That's awesome... Well, sorry, no way around it, you gotta! I wish I had a 100,000-200,000 acre ranch on the South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana border where I could focus exclusively on hunting 'lopes. Dakota you got that, but the army needed somewhere to Practice shooting with there bombs so they picked your place cuz its big. and you lost everything sorry lol. i wish that i could find the place to where ALL the squirrels are, and only me knows where its at and will ever know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 you got that, but the army needed somewhere to Practice shooting with there bombs so they picked your place cuz its big. and you lost everything sorry lol. i wish that i could find the place to where ALL the squirrels are, and only me knows where its at and will ever know. Sorry, I've already found it. I wish Jeremy would quit using explosions in all his scenarios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Sorry, I've already found it. I wish Jeremy would quit using explosions in all his scenarios. well he had to do it just one more time and blew the world up. I wish that i could go elk hunting anytime i wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 well he had to do it just one more time and blew the world up. I wish that i could go elk hunting anytime i wanted to. Well, last time I checked there are no elk in Illinois. I wish Santa would bring me a butcher cutlery set for Christmas...I know...I know...I've been a bad little boy and will only be receiving coal...:bat::clown: Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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