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I wish Jeremy wasn't such a violent kid, because he's freakin me out. :hammer1:

Wish granted, Jeremy was sent to a Reform School for bad behavior. Unfortunatley, he was jumped by 6 other students at the school who all had records of murder, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. Now Jeremy is in the ICU on life support.

Way to go Steve.............:D

I wish I was on vacation everyday.

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I wish I was on vacation everyday.

Wish granted, but then you started wishing you were working every day because it's no fun living in a van, down by the river :D:D

I wish the hunting laws were different here for non-residents, just for 0ne month out of the year, so I could take a few of my American friends hunting without going through a registered guide.;)

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I wish we had a Tim Horton's here in town.:(

You almost did...but he found out he has an illegitimate child in mexico, from his spring break back in the 70's...the mother of the child sued him for everything he had, including his franchise...so he had to file chapter 11....no more Tim Horton's...

i wish i could have my very own time machine...

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i wish i could have my very own time machine...

Wish granted, but the time machine broke when you went back to visit the ice age and weren't discovered until the early 1920's and were declared the "missing link" in the evolution of man. You could walk upright and had human-like capabilities but with a brain two/thirds smaller than that of normal humans. :pop::clown:

I wish I didn't have a test in Intro to Business in about 40 minutes. :(

Dakota :)

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Wish granted, but the time machine broke when you went back to visit the ice age and weren't discovered until the early 1920's and were declared the "missing link" in the evolution of man. You could walk upright and had human-like capabilities but with a brain two/thirds smaller than that of normal humans. :pop::clown:

I wish I didn't have a test in Intro to Business in about 40 minutes. :(

Dakota :)

Wish granted...your test is now in 20 minutes.:D

I wish I was ugly, poor and single.:D

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I wish I was ugly, poor and single.:D

You can't wish for something that is partly true!

J/K.

Wish granted. Three days after your wish is granted you were living on the streets of L.A. As you walked around begging for money, you step off the curb and are hit by a tourist bus. You aren't dead but are close. Because you are poor and ugly and haven't brushed your teeth in three days, no one wants to administer CPR so you die a very slow painful death.

I wish it would get colder in SE Texas.

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I wish it would get colder in SE Texas.

Wish granted....Days after the first freeze in SE Texas, the economy comes to a standstill. Apparently, not many SE Texans know how to get ice off the windshields(though several tried using their water hoses:D) and those that do, apparently don't know how to drive on ice.:pop:

I wish PETA didn't exist.

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Wish granted....Days after the first freeze in SE Texas, the economy comes to a standstill. Apparently, not many SE Texans know how to get ice off the windshields(though several tried using their water hoses:D) and those that do, apparently don't know how to drive on ice.:pop:

I wish PETA didn't exist.

Wish granted, but a new organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) develops and since you got rid of PETA, you are the first one to die.

I wish all the stresses in my life were gone.

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I wish all the stresses in my life were gone.

Wish granted. After all your stresses are gone you become complacent with the way things are and don't stress about anything. One day a hunter finds your hunting spot and kills the new state record whitetail for your state. Since you no longer get upset about things you let it go and let the guy continue to hunt your spot. This also costs your team (#5 Bambies Nightmare) their winning spot in the deer contest. Thanks a lot dude.

I wish I had a big T-bone steak, baked tater, salad, and a jug of ice tea right now.

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Wish granted. After all your stresses are gone you become complacent with the way things are and don't stress about anything. One day a hunter finds your hunting spot and kills the new state record whitetail for your state. Since you no longer get upset about things you let it go and let the guy continue to hunt your spot. This also costs your team (#5 Bambies Nightmare) their winning spot in the deer contest. Thanks a lot dude.

I wish I had a big T-bone steak, baked tater, salad, and a jug of ice tea right now.

Done....the only problem is that your T-bone is actually a grilled slab of armadillo road kill, your baked tater is a large heated up horse apple, the salad is actually a pile of undigested grass that your dog ate the other day, and the ice t you are drinking is the water from your cousins fish tank that hasnt been cleaned in 76 years...

i wish i could close down PETA...forever.

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I beat you to it, throwing you into a period of depression because you realize that was your one purpose in life :D

I wish I could get a date with Megan Fox

Wish granted...but on your once-in-a-lifetime romantic date you come to find that her real name is "Butch"...

:D

I wish one, or several, of y'all would come help me butcher the rest of my antelope. :rolleyes::D

Dakota :)

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I wish all the stresses in my life were gone.

Wish Granted ... but wait a minute. There's a new member from the organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) knocking on your door and there are others surrounding your house. Your stress level just sky rocketed again because you forgot to buy amo the other day.

OOPS..dakota is faster than me because he's a younger moron with better reflexes ..LOL

:D

I wish one, or several, of y'all would come help me butcher the rest of my antelope. :rolleyes::D

Dakota :)

Wish granted. Everyone shows up, butchers your Antelope and leaves...with the Antelope ..LOL

I wish the rain and wind would stop....NOW !!

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Wish Granted ... but wait a minute. There's a new member from the organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) knocking on your door and there are others surrounding your house. Your stress level just sky rocketed again because you forgot to buy amo the other day.

OOPS..dakota is faster than me because he's a younger moron with better reflexes ..LOL

Wish granted. Everyone shows up, butchers your Antelope and leaves...with the Antelope ..LOL

I wish the rain and wind would stop....NOW !!

Wish granted, Steve...but now you're under 20+ feet of water.

I wish the corn around here was already harvested so the bowhunting will be better. :(

Dakota :)

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I wish the corn around here was already harvested so the bowhunting will be better. :(

Dakota :)

Wish granted. But when the combines were shelling the corn they cut a fuel line and sprayed diesel fuel all over the woods and then a spark from the machinery ignites it burning all the surrounding woods down. The deer then leave the area to live somewhere else very, very far away.

I wish I could deer hunt everyday the first two weeks of November

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I wish I could deer hunt everyday the first two weeks of November

Wish granted.....unfortunately for you "The First Two Weeks in November" is the name of a tropical vacation spot in the middle of an African jungle. Good luck!!!

I wish I was out pheasant hunting right now.......

Wish granted.....you are now an Irish Setter running in front of Dick Cheney!!

I wish the person replying to my post has good luck for the rest of their lives!

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