Norm Sauceman Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish for a butcher cutlery set is granted but you are the only one within 10 miles who can process game so you have to dress game instead of hunt. I wish I could go hunting 24/7 anytime I wanted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBow Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Unfortunately for you Norm, 24/7 was interpretted by the Wish Fairy to be July 24th, so your hunting expeditions were limited to one day per year......but what a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish..............the Wish Fairy had made it past 3rd grade! TBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Sorry, but no schools will allow the wish fairy to attend, as she has a bad reputation.:clown: I wish Jeremy wasn't such a violent kid, because he's freakin me out. :hammer1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBow Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Sorry, but no schools will allow the wish fairy to attend, as she has a bad reputation Is that because she was Jethro Bodines illegitimate love child :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish Jeremy wasn't such a violent kid, because he's freakin me out. :hammer1: Wish granted, Jeremy was sent to a Reform School for bad behavior. Unfortunatley, he was jumped by 6 other students at the school who all had records of murder, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. Now Jeremy is in the ICU on life support. Way to go Steve............. I wish I was on vacation everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish I was on vacation everyday. Wish granted, but then you started wishing you were working every day because it's no fun living in a van, down by the river :D I wish the hunting laws were different here for non-residents, just for 0ne month out of the year, so I could take a few of my American friends hunting without going through a registered guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck2 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Great wish, Steve; wish granted. But then all your guests shoot bigger bucks than you've ever seen and you develop a massive inferiority complex. I wish we had a Tim Horton's here in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 edit : I R too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish we had a Tim Horton's here in town. You almost did...but he found out he has an illegitimate child in mexico, from his spring break back in the 70's...the mother of the child sued him for everything he had, including his franchise...so he had to file chapter 11....no more Tim Horton's... i wish i could have my very own time machine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 i wish i could have my very own time machine... Wish granted, but the time machine broke when you went back to visit the ice age and weren't discovered until the early 1920's and were declared the "missing link" in the evolution of man. You could walk upright and had human-like capabilities but with a brain two/thirds smaller than that of normal humans. :pop::clown: I wish I didn't have a test in Intro to Business in about 40 minutes. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish granted, but the time machine broke when you went back to visit the ice age and weren't discovered until the early 1920's and were declared the "missing link" in the evolution of man. You could walk upright and had human-like capabilities but with a brain two/thirds smaller than that of normal humans. :pop::clown: I wish I didn't have a test in Intro to Business in about 40 minutes. Dakota Wish granted...your test is now in 20 minutes. I wish I was ugly, poor and single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish I was ugly, poor and single. You can't wish for something that is partly true! J/K. Wish granted. Three days after your wish is granted you were living on the streets of L.A. As you walked around begging for money, you step off the curb and are hit by a tourist bus. You aren't dead but are close. Because you are poor and ugly and haven't brushed your teeth in three days, no one wants to administer CPR so you die a very slow painful death. I wish it would get colder in SE Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish granted...your test is now in 20 minutes. I wish I was ugly, poor and single. Wish granted. I wish MCH would come up with more of these. :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish it would get colder in SE Texas. Wish granted....Days after the first freeze in SE Texas, the economy comes to a standstill. Apparently, not many SE Texans know how to get ice off the windshields(though several tried using their water hoses:D) and those that do, apparently don't know how to drive on ice.:pop: I wish PETA didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish granted....Days after the first freeze in SE Texas, the economy comes to a standstill. Apparently, not many SE Texans know how to get ice off the windshields(though several tried using their water hoses:D) and those that do, apparently don't know how to drive on ice.:pop: I wish PETA didn't exist. Wish granted, but a new organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) develops and since you got rid of PETA, you are the first one to die. I wish all the stresses in my life were gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish all the stresses in my life were gone. Wish granted. After all your stresses are gone you become complacent with the way things are and don't stress about anything. One day a hunter finds your hunting spot and kills the new state record whitetail for your state. Since you no longer get upset about things you let it go and let the guy continue to hunt your spot. This also costs your team (#5 Bambies Nightmare) their winning spot in the deer contest. Thanks a lot dude. I wish I had a big T-bone steak, baked tater, salad, and a jug of ice tea right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish granted. After all your stresses are gone you become complacent with the way things are and don't stress about anything. One day a hunter finds your hunting spot and kills the new state record whitetail for your state. Since you no longer get upset about things you let it go and let the guy continue to hunt your spot. This also costs your team (#5 Bambies Nightmare) their winning spot in the deer contest. Thanks a lot dude. I wish I had a big T-bone steak, baked tater, salad, and a jug of ice tea right now. Done....the only problem is that your T-bone is actually a grilled slab of armadillo road kill, your baked tater is a large heated up horse apple, the salad is actually a pile of undigested grass that your dog ate the other day, and the ice t you are drinking is the water from your cousins fish tank that hasnt been cleaned in 76 years... i wish i could close down PETA...forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 i wish i could close down PETA...forever. I beat you to it, throwing you into a period of depression because you realize that was your one purpose in life I wish I could get a date with Megan Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) I wish I could get a date with Megan Fox Wish granted. You go to pick her up but you get into a head on collison with a semi. Needless to say you didn't make it to McDonald's with her. I wish that I had some Gold Tip 5575's. Edited October 14, 2009 by Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I beat you to it, throwing you into a period of depression because you realize that was your one purpose in life I wish I could get a date with Megan Fox Wish granted...but on your once-in-a-lifetime romantic date you come to find that her real name is "Butch"... I wish one, or several, of y'all would come help me butcher the rest of my antelope. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) I wish all the stresses in my life were gone. Wish Granted ... but wait a minute. There's a new member from the organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) knocking on your door and there are others surrounding your house. Your stress level just sky rocketed again because you forgot to buy amo the other day. OOPS..dakota is faster than me because he's a younger moron with better reflexes ..LOL I wish one, or several, of y'all would come help me butcher the rest of my antelope. Dakota Wish granted. Everyone shows up, butchers your Antelope and leaves...with the Antelope ..LOL I wish the rain and wind would stop....NOW !! Edited October 14, 2009 by buckee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish Granted ... but wait a minute. There's a new member from the organization RPEH(radical people for the execution of hunters) knocking on your door and there are others surrounding your house. Your stress level just sky rocketed again because you forgot to buy amo the other day. OOPS..dakota is faster than me because he's a younger moron with better reflexes ..LOL Wish granted. Everyone shows up, butchers your Antelope and leaves...with the Antelope ..LOL I wish the rain and wind would stop....NOW !! Wish granted, Steve...but now you're under 20+ feet of water. I wish the corn around here was already harvested so the bowhunting will be better. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I wish the corn around here was already harvested so the bowhunting will be better. Dakota Wish granted. But when the combines were shelling the corn they cut a fuel line and sprayed diesel fuel all over the woods and then a spark from the machinery ignites it burning all the surrounding woods down. The deer then leave the area to live somewhere else very, very far away. I wish I could deer hunt everyday the first two weeks of November Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Wish granted but it turns out that along with your wish you are now unable to go hunting for the rest of your life. I wish I was out pheasant hunting right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) I wish I could deer hunt everyday the first two weeks of November Wish granted.....unfortunately for you "The First Two Weeks in November" is the name of a tropical vacation spot in the middle of an African jungle. Good luck!!! I wish I was out pheasant hunting right now....... Wish granted.....you are now an Irish Setter running in front of Dick Cheney!! I wish the person replying to my post has good luck for the rest of their lives! Edited October 14, 2009 by MCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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