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I wish i owned every cabela's and the chicago cubs

Wish granted, but your Cabela's go bankrupt forcing you to close all of them and Bass Pro buys the buildings from the bank. Then your team goes on a 10 season losing streak and you are forced to give up ownership.

I wish I could have stayed in bed this morning.

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you got it. you stayed in bed but you never woke back up. you missed out on everything man lol.

i wish i did not have to go to work like im fixing to head out the door to do all day lol.

Wish granted, you stay home and dont go to work. Instead you lay on the couch and watch tv and eat junk food all day. You become addicted to the couch potato lifestyle and in a short time you are so fat you cannot get up off the couch and you lay there for the rest of your life.

I wish I didnt have a presentation to give today.

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Wish granted. Instead of one you now have 5 to give.

I wish I were in Colorado.

Wish granted. Once in Colorado you found a tunnel leading all the way to Mexico. Once you touched the gate to the tunnel, a fence flew up all around the state of Colorado and the population of mexico poured into Colorado via the tunnel. Once the last person came, a rock fell and blocked the tunnel, leaving you trapped in a fenced in State with the entire population from Mexico.

I wish UPS didn't suck so much!

Leaving at noon tomorrow to hit the duck blind, waders will not get here til 5pm and they will not let me pick them up from the Hub that morning.

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Wish granted. Once in Colorado you found a tunnel leading all the way to Mexico. Once you touched the gate to the tunnel, a fence flew up all around the state of Colorado and the population of mexico poured into Colorado via the tunnel. Once the last person came, a rock fell and blocked the tunnel, leaving you trapped in a fenced in State with the entire population from Mexico.

I wish UPS didn't suck so much!

Leaving at noon tomorrow to hit the duck blind, waders will not get here til 5pm and they will not let me pick them up from the Hub that morning.

Wish granted, they get your waders to you, but the company you ordered them from sent you the wrong size and they are way too little for you.

I wish today was Friday

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wish granted u end up going to a party and the cops show up and find drugs no 1 admits to haveing the drugs and they arrest everyone there on drug charges u get convicted and spend 5 years in prison

i wish i knew what to wish for

Wish granted, but by the time you do think of a wish, this thread is two years old

I wish I could go to Bass Pro and buy anything I wanted

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Wish granted, but then you become addicted to the internet and you have to go to couseling.

I wish there was something to watch on tv

Wish granted. but now there's so much on t.v. that you want to watch that you become a t.v. junkie and NEVER go hunting again....

I wish I didn't have to alter my costume so much...talk about irritating!!!

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Wish granted. but now there's so much on t.v. that you want to watch that you become a t.v. junkie and NEVER go hunting again....

I wish I didn't have to alter my costume so much...talk about irritating!!!

That would never happen

Wish granted, so you go to wherever you are going in your perfect costume, and realize you went to the wrong place and its too late to figure out where to go.

I wish I had superpowers

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That would never happen

Wish granted, so you go to wherever you are going in your perfect costume, and realize you went to the wrong place and its too late to figure out where to go.

I wish I had superpowers

but that'd be fine because it'd be perfect!!!

wish granted...but now people won't stop bothering you for super help and you die from being worked too hard (because sadly, that's the one super power you don't have)

I wish I could eat a whole box of mac and cheese because i'm really cravng it...but only eating 1/3 of it is a waste!!!

(don't ask how I can eat a 72 oz steak but not a whole box of mac & cheese because I have no idea!!! :confused::confused::confused:)

:D

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but that'd be fine because it'd be perfect!!!

wish granted...but now people won't stop bothering you for super help and you die from being worked too hard (because sadly, that's the one super power you don't have)

I wish I could eat a whole box of mac and cheese because i'm really cravng it...but only eating 1/3 of it is a waste!!!

(don't ask how I can eat a 72 oz steak but not a whole box of mac & cheese because I have no idea!!! :confused::confused::confused:)

:D

lol

Wish granted, you can now eat a whole box of mac and cheese, but now you crave two boxes. This could get ugly :D

I wish I had tickets to all the NASCAR races every year

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lol

Wish granted, you can now eat a whole box of mac and cheese, but now you crave two boxes. This could get ugly :D

I wish I had tickets to all the NASCAR races every year

Darn you!!!

Wish granted. you're at your first NASCAR race having a blast...one of the cars goes out of control, goes through the fence, and lands right on top of you...killing you...(luckily you left them to me in your will!!!)

I wish people (with one person in mind) would stop sending suicide letters to others...Midvale Police are going to have my number memorized...I swear they are...

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Darn you!!!

Wish granted. you're at your first NASCAR race having a blast...one of the cars goes out of control, goes through the fence, and lands right on top of you...killing you...(luckily you left them to me in your will!!!)

I wish people (with one person in mind) would stop sending suicide letters to others...Midvale Police are going to have my number memorized...I swear they are...

Oh gosh why you have to kill me for? lol

Wish granted, but then the police forget your number, so when they realize you are on the hit list of local mafia, they cant call and warn you.

I wish my brother wasnt such an over-achiever

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