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I wish the deer didn't come out too far away, and, right before dark tonight. I couldn't make out what was what.

Wish granted. too bad they all come out middle of the day and stamped you. you lose your hands from them being stepped on over and over again...(you said you wanted them closer, just never said how close!)

I wish I could go to France, Jamaica, or Australia...i'm not picky. just really wish i was in one of those places right now!

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I wish I could go to France, Jamaica, or Australia...i'm not picky. just really wish i was in one of those places right now!

Wish granted. You get to go to Australia. While out on an adventure to see the land, which happens to be 8 hours from the nearest hospital, a Black Mamba snake bites you and you die. Sorry.

I wish I was as cool as Ben is now.

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Wish granted. You get to go to Australia. While out on an adventure to see the land, which happens to be 8 hours from the nearest hospital, a Black Mamba snake bites you and you die. Sorry.

I wish I was as cool as Ben is now.

oh thanks!!!

Wish granted, you're as cool as Ben is now. Too bad Ben's gonna be cooler than he is right now in about 5 min.

I wish I wasn't off work at 1300 hrs...I wanna stay and work here longer today.

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I wish I wasn't off work at 1300 hrs...I wanna stay and work here longer today.

You mean you want to stay on Realtree longer today. Wish Granted, but your boss comes in and finds out you don't do anything except post on here, and gt paid for it. But he's a really nice guy and asks you if you want to get paid to work for him, or have fun on here, and waits patiently for your response.

I wish the rain and wind would stop. It's too miserable for man or beast here today.

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You mean you want to stay on Realtree longer today. Wish Granted, but your boss comes in and finds out you don't do anything except post on here, and gt paid for it. But he's a really nice guy and asks you if you want to get paid to work for him, or have fun on here, and waits patiently for your response.

I wish the rain and wind would stop. It's too miserable for man or beast here today.

blast you!!! you caught me!!! HaHaHa...no i actually do have a lot of stuff that i'm trying to get done in the 6 hours i'm here...impossible!!! (even if i wasn't on real tree it'd be impossible)

why do you think i hide the computer whenever she comes in???

Wish granted. now it's snowing and hailing...have a great day!!!

I wish buckee would stop catching me not working...LoL!!!

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blast you!!! you caught me!!! HaHaHa...no i actually do have a lot of stuff that i'm trying to get done in the 6 hours i'm here...impossible!!! (even if i wasn't on real tree it'd be impossible)

why do you think i hide the computer whenever she comes in???

Wish granted. now it's snowing and hailing...have a great day!!!

I wish buckee would stop catching me not working...LoL!!!

Wish granted, but now you are not constantly reminded that you are work and have work to do instead of posting on here, so you are glued to the computer and get fired.

I wish my house was warmer.

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Wish granted.....your microwave oven just shorted out and started a fire in your kitchen.

I wish hunting shows lasted all year, instead of just 2 months.

Now THAT is funny!!!

Wish granted: hunting shows all year round. too bad the channels aren't avaliable in your area...any of them...

I wish I had one of my homemade cheeseburgers...man are they good!!!

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Wish granted, but no school will except you.

I wish I had the answers to everyones questions

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Wish granted. sadly, noone wants to ask you questions.

I wish i wasn't off work in 10 minutes :( :( :(

frickin heck. i'm gonna have to buy a blackberry just so i can be on here when i get off work.

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Pshhh....Dodge is the only way to go

Yup.

I wish I had the motivation to go hunting tonight in this awful weather

Wish granted, except you get too motivated and can't help but giggle like a little girl the whole time you are sitting in your stand so you end up running all the deer off.

I wish that my lawn mower worked.

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Yup.

Wish granted, except you get too motivated and can't help but giggle like a little girl the whole time you are sitting in your stand so you end up running all the deer off.

I wish that my lawn mower worked.

Wish granted, but now its gonna rain for 30 days straight, so you cant mow anyways.

I wish I had some chocolate cake

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I wish that my lawn mower worked.

Wish granted.....your wife starts work tomorrow...now you have to mow your yard.:eat:

I wish I had some chocolate cake

Wish granted...unfortunately chocolate cake was all you asked for and since it was your last meal, you are now walking the "dead man's" walk.

I wish they'd come out with a movie about Doc Holiday...maybe Tombstone revisited??

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Wish granted.....your wife starts work tomorrow...now you have to mow your yard.:eat:

Wish granted...unfortunately chocolate cake was all you asked for and since it was your last meal, you are now walking the "dead man's" walk.

I wish they'd come out with a movie about Doc Holiday...maybe Tombstone revisited??

wish granted...you go and watch it and hate the movie...sorry.

i wish my car would clean itself

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