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Wish granted...unfortunately now, every 5 miles or so your car has to stop and lick itself between its back tires.:D

That's funny right there!

I wish hunting season lasted all year long.

Wish granted. Five years from now there are no speices of game left to hunt.

I wish I could leave work and go hunting right now,

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Wish granted...i steal it!

I wish my roommates would follow the shopping list...my heck...

Why you always take my stuff? lol

Wish granted, they follow the shopping list instead of buying what they think you need. Then you forget to ad abunch of stuff to the list and no one buys any of it and you starve.

I wish I had a laptop

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Why you always take my stuff? lol

Wish granted, they follow the shopping list instead of buying what they think you need. Then you forget to ad abunch of stuff to the list and no one buys any of it and you starve.

I wish I had a laptop

because it's fun and you're too nice to take my suff!!! ;)

and that's not the problem...they just "forget" stuff that i wrote on the shopping list...gets really frustrating!

(don't we all) Wish granted...and i don't take it...i just send you a virus!!!

LoL

I wish I could watch NCIS right now...instead i have to record someone else's show...

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because it's fun and you're too nice to take my suff!!! ;)

and that's not the problem...they just "forget" stuff that i wrote on the shopping list...gets really frustrating!

(don't we all) Wish granted...and i don't take it...i just send you a virus!!!

LoL

I wish I could watch NCIS right now...instead i have to record someone else's show...

Thats my favorite show!!

Wish granted, but then your tv goes out half way through the show and you cant finish it.

I wish I had a dr. pepper right now

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Thats my favorite show!!

Wish granted, but then your tv goes out half way through the show and you cant finish it.

I wish I had a dr. pepper right now

Freal??? that's awesome! my dad kinda looks like Gibbs...and i <3 Tony...he's hilarious. but Abby & Ducky are BY FAR my favorites!!!

Dude, granting that wish should be illegal...but i'll grant it...and turn it into a nice, cold refreshing coke right before you drink it (which you totally love)

I wish i knew where my license is hiding...

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Freal??? that's awesome! my dad kinda looks like Gibbs...and i <3 Tony...he's hilarious. but Abby & Ducky are BY FAR my favorites!!!

Dude, granting that wish should be illegal...but i'll grant it...and turn it into a nice, cold refreshing coke right before you drink it (which you totally love)

I wish i knew where my license is hiding...

No i totally dont love it...but i can deal with it. And yeah tony is my fav. too

Wish granted, you find your license, but now you cant find your car.

I wish I had a pet whale.

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No i totally dont love it...but i can deal with it. And yeah tony is my fav. too

Wish granted, you find your license, but now you cant find your car.

I wish I had a pet whale.

Psh....i can't believe you don't totally love NCIS!!!

why are you so mean to me!!!

Fine, have your durn whale...too bad he's the first one down during whale hunting season (it's all the Dr. Pepper you're giving him)

I wish I worked for Dog the Bounty Hunter....'cause that would be awesome!!!

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Wish granted

Wish granted, you get a job working for Dog the Bounty Hunter, but on your first assignment you mistakenly arrest the Hawaiian god of spite and revenge and he puts a curse on you that you will have a never ending case of volcano hemorrhoids that cause your butt to feel like it is constantly spitting out hot lava so you have to go on disability and the Dog fires you.

I wish I was allowed to hunt the deer in the nature preserve in my bacck yard.

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Wish granted, you get a job working for Dog the Bounty Hunter, but on your first assignment you mistakenly arrest the Hawaiian god of spite and revenge and he puts a curse on you that you will have a never ending case of volcano hemorrhoids that cause your butt to feel like it is constantly spitting out hot lava so you have to go on disability and the Dog fires you.

I wish I was allowed to hunt the deer in the nature preserve in my bacck yard.

wish granted...until they turn around and hunt you...

I wish I did have to be to work at 6am on a SATURDAY!!! so not cool...

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wish granted -it snows ,your car slides off into a ditch when you try to dodge a dog, you hit her newborn puppies

i wish i had a giant chocolate cupcake :eat:

oh sad day :( luckily it hasn't snowed yet!!! :)

wish granted. did you know you're allergic to chocolate?

i wish i had more time to practice for my hip hop performance tonight!!!

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oh sad day :( luckily it hasn't snowed yet!!! :)

wish granted. did you know you're allergic to chocolate?

i wish i had more time to practice for my hip hop performance tonight!!!

Wish granted!! You make a device that freezes time. Now you have all the time in the world, but you break the machine and can't get time moving again...????

I wish I never ran out of vanilla cupcake scented candles.

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Wish granted!! You make a device that freezes time. Now you have all the time in the world, but you break the machine and can't get time moving again...????

I wish I never ran out of vanilla cupcake scented candles.

Wish granted: you never run out. but since you have so much, you start to hate the smell because you're constantly burning them. you start craving a rootbeer scented candle.

i wish my friend didn't have swine flu :(

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oh sad day :( luckily it hasn't snowed yet!!! :)

wish granted. did you know you're allergic to chocolate?

i wish i had more time to practice for my hip hop performance tonight!!!

if i were allergic to chocolate than i would already be dead

granted now everybody except you died from equine flu, your all alone, you eventually go mad and blow the world up

i wish halloween wasnt during the youth hunt

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dang you beat me to it

the cheese was to hot and burned you, you cant talk anymore your boss fired you

i wish i could type faster

wish granted. but now you type so fast you keep messing up and your backspace button doesn't work...now it's impossible to read what you're typing

i wish i wasn't colorblind.

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