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Heck yes we are!!! because we rock!

oh sad day...it would happen too though...HaHaHa

wish granted, but since i really want chocolate chip cookies, I took ALL of them...:clown:

I wish i had a 72oz Medium cooked Steak sitting in front of me with a bottle of A1 right next to me and a glass bottled coke in my hand!!! Man i'd be in Heaven!!! (oh, and I wish that you don't take it!!!)

a 72 oz steak?!! I couldnt eat a fourth of that lol

Wish granted but you suddenly feel the desire to become a vegetarian, and you cant bring yourself to eat that poor cow.

I wish i could find a good job that I enjoy

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a 72 oz steak?!! I couldnt eat a fourth of that lol

Wish granted but you suddenly feel the desire to become a vegetarian, and you cant bring yourself to eat that poor cow.

I wish i could find a good job that I enjoy

HaHaHa...steak is the only thing i can eat a lot of...and i've only been able to eat the 72 oz once...i had to prove i could...got $150 for it. beat all the guys in the group. didn't eat steak for a week after that.

but if i got the 72 oz...i'd have leftovers for breakfast the next day!!!

:( :( :( that's not even nice!!!

wish granted...you have a job that you love. unfortunately for you, the week after you start there, your company merges with a toilet cleaning company and you spend the rest of your life cleaning out johns.... :eek:

I wish I would stop forgetting to put my wishes up so i don't have to go back and edit the post...LoL

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HaHaHa...steak is the only thing i can eat a lot of...

:( :( :( that's not even nice!!!

wish granted...you have a job that you love. unfortunately for you, the week after you start there, your company merges with a toilet cleaning company and you spend the rest of your life cleaning out johns.... :eek:

I wish I would stop forgetting to put my wishes up so i don't have to go back and edit the post...LoL

At my last job I did have to do that some.

Wish granted, but you then forget to ruin other's wishes, because you are so concentrated on your own. Very self centered lol.

I wish I didnt have to pay taxes

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Wish granted....unfortunately, your funeral is Sunday.:stretcher:

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Dang...thats rough.

Wish granted, but now you only have two left. Then you make the other two wishes, and afterwords you remember what you really wanted to wish for, but now its too late.

I wish I had a box of Krispy Kreme donuts.

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BAM! You get your Krispy Kreme donuts, but the box you got was old and you get food poisoning and have to go to the hospital. While in the hospital you find out that you have cancer and have to undergo chemo theraphy, through the radiation you develop super natural powers and discover that you can fly. You were flying through Hardin County 3 weeks later and flew into a flock of geese which caused you to plummit to the earth and die, so sorry! better luck next time though!

I wish my dog would listen to me and I could own a ferrari that went 200 mph.

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I wish my dog would listen to me and I could own a ferrari that went 200 mph.

ok your dog listens to you now, and you get the car, and you find out that your dog can talk. so your dog say's "Hey lets go racing" so you go racing and there was a wet spot, and you hit the wet spot crashed, im so sorry but your dog did not make it and you lose your car.

i wish that money grew on trees

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miraculously money started growing on trees everywhere and almost everyone in the country was RICH, except for you because the tree that the money grew on by your house was on the neighbors property and you weren't allowed to touch it, so you became emo and never left your basement again.

I wish deer were born with AT LEAST 10 point racks.

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miraculously money started growing on trees everywhere and almost everyone in the country was RICH, except for you because the tree that the money grew on by your house was on the neighbors property and you weren't allowed to touch it, so you became emo and never left your basement again.

I wish deer were born with AT LEAST 10 point racks.

BAM you got it. but not where you hunt. and you got tired of just seeing small bucks so you gave up hunting for good :D

i wish my dog would stop chewing her leg :D

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miraculously money started growing on trees everywhere and almost everyone in the country was RICH, except for you because the tree that the money grew on by your house was on the neighbors property and you weren't allowed to touch it, so you became emo and never left your basement again.

I wish deer were born with AT LEAST 10 point racks.

Wish granted..all bucks are HUGE 10 pts

Unfortunately they all are on the XT man's property..and you already shot your buck with your bow and only bow hunting ia allowed from now on!..LOL

I wish I could hunt Oct. Nov. and Dec. every year and not have to work!

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Wish granted..all bucks are HUGE 10 pts

Unfortunately they all are on the XT man's property..and you already shot your buck with your bow and only bow hunting ia allowed from now on!..LOL

I wish I could hunt Oct. Nov. and Dec. every year and not have to work!

wish granted...but since you don't work, you don't have money to go shopping....ohhh dang!!!

I wish people at work would start answering the phones. when i transfer a call

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Dance.and.Shoot beat me to it

Wish granted, you stay at home and your boss fires you.

I wish had a 2010 Camaro

I'm just that good!!!

wish granted...you get the '10 Camaro...but forget to register and insure it...you don't have money for the ticket so they take it and sell it at an auction...and i buy it!!! :D

I wish Del Taco had GOOD food

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