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Wish granted they started makeing good food for 1 hour wich u were at work and missed

I wish i was a billionaire

Oh now that's just cruel!!!

Wish granted, but since you're a billionaire, you go out, buy a mansion, 5 cars and frickin awesome sound systems...but that means that you've got big @$$ taxes and bills that you have to pay which leaves you with almost nothing left...sorry.

I wish I knew what color to dye my hair...

(I remembered my wish Ethan, aren't you proud of me :D HaHaHa)

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Oh now that's just cruel!!!

Wish granted, but since you're a billionaire, you go out, buy a mansion, 5 cars and frickin awesome sound systems...but that means that you've got big @$$ taxes and bills that you have to pay which leaves you with almost nothing left...sorry.

I wish I knew what color to dye my hair...

(I remembered my wish Ethan, aren't you proud of me :D HaHaHa)

yes i am lol

Wish granted, you finally decided the color you wanted your hair, went to the salon and they dont have the color you want, but they dont tell you. They dye your hair anyway...pink

I wish I owned half of Kentucky

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yes i am lol

Wish granted, you finally decided the color you wanted your hair, went to the salon and they dont have the color youwant, but they dont tell you. They dye your hair anyway...pink

I wish I owned half of Kentucky

Out of all the colors you had to pick PINK!!! that's cruel and unusual punishment right there...

Wish granted...but i own the other 1/2 which is the 1/2 you live in!!! Nener Nener Nener...

I wish I had my missing $700 of ammo back (frickin idiot took it all)

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yes i am lol

Wish granted, you finally decided the color you wanted your hair, went to the salon and they dont have the color you want, but they dont tell you. They dye your hair anyway...pink

I wish I owned half of Kentucky

Wish granted but the military decides they need a new spot to pratice bombing so they pick all ur propertys and u lose everything

i wish i had 100 more wishes

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Out of all the colors you had to pick PINK!!! that's cruel and unusual punishment right there...

Wish granted...but i owe the other 1/2 which is the 1/2 you live in!!! Nener Nener Nener...

I wish I had my missing $700 of ammo back (frickin idiot took it all)

Wish granted, but then the CIA and FBI comes and arrestes you because you are not mentally stable enough to be in posession of that much ammo.

I wish I had a horse

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Wish granted, but then the CIA and FBI comes and arrestes you because you are not mentally stable enough to be in posession of that much ammo.

I wish I had a horse

WHATEVER!!!! HaHaHa that was good though.

you do have a horse....it's made outta plastic and only rocks back and forth (don't forget your riding helmet!!!)

I wish I could see colors!!!

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Wish granted but the military decides they need a new spot to pratice bombing so they pick all ur propertys and u lose everything

i wish i had 100 more wishes

Wish granted. unfortunately you didn't read the fine print which states that all your wishes are to be given to Ethan, Jeremy and I!!! Sorry dear!!!

I wish I was cool

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Wish granted. unfortunately you didn't read the fine print which states that all your wishes are to be given to Ethan, Jeremy and I!!! Sorry dear!!!

I wish I was cool

HAHA thats funny

Wish granted but when you become cool, everyone else is now weird, so you are still alone.

I wish I could buy everything at Cabela's in one trip

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HAHA thats funny

Wish granted but when you become cool, everyone else is now weird, so you are still alone.

I wish I could buy everything at Cabela's in one trip

oh dang :(

wish granted. unfortunately, once you get to the Lehi store ('cause that's the best one there) they tell you you're too late. I got there first AND I used my Cabela's discount and got everything cheaper than you would've!!!

(oh and too bad that i'm cool you're weird now, i would've shared with you...too bad!!!)

I wish i could fly!!!

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oh dang :(

wish granted. unfortunately, once you get to the Lehi store ('cause that's the best one there) they tell you you're too late. I got there first AND I used my Cabela's discount and got everything cheaper than you would've!!!

I wish i could fly!!!

Wish granted, so you are flying across the midwest when some goose hunters mistake you for a goose and shoot you down. Their big lab then drags you from the water.

I wish I could run as fast as Adrian Peterson

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Wish granted, so you are flying across the midwest when some goose hunters mistake you for a goose and shoot you down. Their big lab then drags you from the water.

I wish I could run as fast as Adrian Peterson

Wish granted. too bad though. you're on one of your awesome runs when i get shot down from the sky...i land on you and you become paralized from the waist down :p

I wish had another alcohol buy coming up...they're fun!!!

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Wish granted. too bad though. you're on one of your awesome runs when i get shot down from the sky...i land on you and you become paralized from the waist down :p

I wish had another alcohol buy coming up...they're fun!!!

Wish granted, but you get pulled over by the ATF and they think you are bootlegging. Off to prison AGAIN.

I wish I had some more caffeine to drink

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Wish granted, but you get pulled over by the ATF and they think you are bootlegging. Off to prison AGAIN.

I wish I had some more caffeine to drink

aghhh!!! you ruin all the funn...i'm gonna have a huge record after tonight...my dad'll kill me...LoL

wish granted...too bad you drink too much and die from a caffine overdose (is that even possible) and you leave me all alone... :(

I wish I had an army of 100 to kick Jeremy's butt in war!!!

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aghhh!!! you ruin all the funn...i'm gonna have a huge record after tonight...my dad'll kill me...LoL

wish granted...too bad you drink too much and die from a caffine overdose (is that even possible) and you leave me all alone... :(

I wish I had an army of 100 to kick Jeremy's butt in war!!!

Maybe

wish granted, you get more than a 100 but you are over confident because of you numbers and you fail just like General Custer.

I wish it was warm again

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wish granted, but now you dont get a christmas bonus because you dont work nearly as hard as everyone else.

I wish people would pay attention to their profile page

Fine!!! I'll do the page!!!

Wish granted...but now they're paying more attention to their profile page instead of on the threads that they should be commenting on!!! Sad day

I wish I could get a third job.

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