Jeramie Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 The Talking Dog A guy is driving around the country and he sees a sign in front of a shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So, what's your story?” The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.” The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. “Ten dollars,” the guy says. “Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?” “Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sluggunner Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Great story LOL!!! Was the dog's name Obama??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 man my humor box must be broke, I didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 LOL brought a tear to my eye that was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250savage Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 hahahah thats pretty good!:clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Was the dog's name Obama??? that was a great joke, but this one may be even funnier. hey kat. are you serious? better ask your son. i'll bet he gets it. :helpsmilie: pm me if you still need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 pretty good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 man my humor box must be broke, I didn't get it. Even though the dog could talk the owner was selling him cheap for lying about the stuff. He was still worth alot of $ because he could talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Good one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 man my humor box must be broke, I didn't get it. That right there may have been funnier than the joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 that would'nt be the only talking DOG in our government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 That right there may have been funnier than the joke! huntinsonovagun, where have you been these past couple years? dang man it seems like its been forever since I've seen you on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 That was awesome...kinda reminded me of Brian from Family Guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildlife242 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Omg! that was way funny!! i laughed really hard i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 That right there may have been funnier than the joke! I thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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