The_Kat Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 So Jenn's student teaching all week and I'm here playing daddy daycare. Yesterday was my first official full day which was not too bad. Well todays a different story...I just now got him zonked out for awhile. It all started when I got home from hunting, and his uncle Mike laid down to take a nap before work. Cash was being fussy, but it's nap time, so I gave him his bottle and tried to put him to sleep....well thats where the problem began. I could smell it. OMG no, a poo diaper!!!!:helpsmilie: By this time Cash is throwing a fit so I know I gotta change it. I lay him downand get him stripped down. The sorry lil turd starts giggling at me as he can tell I am not enjoying the whole situation. Finally after some discussion with myself on how I need to man up, I undo the tape and there sits the biggest pile of green avacado looking cash poo ever. I am gagging as I pull the diaper from his butt and I grab some wipes ( like 10 ) and start trying to clean this explosion of poo off of him. He's cracking up! Finally I just about get it all when I have to take a special angle to get the last little speck when my knuckle grazes the monstrous pile in the diaper. Oh I lost it and started gagging. THERES POO ON MY FINGER!!!! To make things even worse the dog is darting in between my legs licking the POO! NASTY DOG! I swat Jager ( the yorkie ) away and he keeps coming back for more! After that war is won I finish my diaper change. When I get done Cash has this huge smile on his face and is quite pleased with himself. I can't wait til Jenn gets out of class. This daddy without mommy stuff is no fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 (edited) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was funny cept for the fact I am eating Cheddar Broccoli rice, and just about spewed on my screen. Just wait till he poohs on you!!! Edited October 21, 2009 by Gator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALAN Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Gator said: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was funny cept for the fact I am eating Cheddar Broccoli rice, and just about spewed on my screen. Just wait till he poohs on you!!! My first day alone with Brady yielded a projectile poo over the crib rail, onto my chest and then to the floor. Don't ya love the color and texture:eek::surrender: Sounds like you guys are having a wonderful boys day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ha, guess he paid you back for the fake spanking you gave him and posting his little sad face on Facebook. Go Cash!! LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 The_Dawg said: Ha, guess he paid you back for the fake spanking you gave him and posting his little sad face on Facebook. Go Cash!! LMBO! HAHA! Oh the joys I have to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMort Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Wow, its just poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 LOL. That is really funny Kyle, thanks for the laugh this morning. Never would have thought you could not handle a little pooh bud. Changed more than my share of dirty diapers, glad our kids were all potty trained pretty early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Just wait.... The poo isnt bad right now. In no time at all it will be running down his legs. Then you can start a post about poo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazylegz70 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 lawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 That's funny! You'd better not leave him uncovered for long, he'll catch you one day and pee all over everything. Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thats funny ben.. They actually make a think called a PeePee TeePee... You can guess what you do with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 DocMort said: Wow, its just poo This was no just poo my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Jeramie said: Thats funny ben.. They actually make a think called a PeePee TeePee... You can guess what you do with it... Oh he pee'd on me day 1. I'm used to that, but I don't change the poo diapers. Thats a deal I made with Jenn in the beginning. I'll get up in the night and make his bottles, you change ALL poo diapers lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Yep, thgink a name change is definately in order here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMort Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 well wait till its runny poo as someone said, the green stuff is good then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 LMBO!!! Hey you gotta learn sometime. Trust me...this is just the beginning. Remember William's words about the runny ones. BTW...don't let the dog lick you in the face now.:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Geez. I'd like to have a nickel for every diaper I changed. I could buy some prime Ohio deer land. Had about 11 straight years of changing diapers from 1994 to about 2004. Got to where I could change a poo with 1 wipe no problem. :cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Tominator said: Got to where I could change a poo with 1 wipe no problem. :cool2: Word... I can get a little on my finger and survive until I make it to the sink. One wiper here too. Use the tail end of the diaper to take some off before you roll that thing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Jeramie said: Word... I can get a little on my finger and survive until I make it to the sink. One wiper here too. Use the tail end of the diaper to take some off before you roll that thing up. Yup. Funny thing was, I always had to have the kid's head on my left, otherwise I got pretty bamboozled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Wait till he has a good runny run and he plops down on his butt, then it goes down his legs and up his back. I had one of those and just about gave up the ghost that day. :baby: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I have been solo daddy for a minimum of two days a week for eight years and three kids. I am a freaking blackbelt in diaper changing. Tailgates, treelawns, grocery carts, I BTDT. My oldest one used to never just poop, she exploded. Every time. Never stayed in the diaper. Shot right up the back to the hairline. Try cleaning up that at the grocery store. Kyle-don't lick the brown mustard off your hand if you haven't actually used brown mustard today...it's a trap! HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Jeramie said: Just wait.... The poo isnt bad right now. In no time at all it will be running down his legs. Then you can start a post about poo.... Yes sir! One time my little boy was running through the house with no diaper. I think he just finished a bath. Anyway he started to get that red faced look. I had to make a decision, catch it in my hands or let it land on the carpet. For a few moments I was a porta jon. Its just poo Kyle. Man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Women are better at it though. JaLynn can change one without ever putting the kid down! Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 The_Dawg said: Wait till he has a good runny run and he plops down on his butt, then it goes down his legs and up his back. I had one of those and just about gave up the ghost that day. :baby: LOL! I remember those. Cash is still just a tadpole, wait till he's about 2 and eating real food. Then you will get to experience some real stench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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