92xj Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Hey Swampy the hose is out of water! Would you mind stomping the fire out with your police car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stcif Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 "Write the story to this picture". Um, I think the deputy is trying to do that right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 "See, there was this tree, and then..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Welcome to our city's new homeless shelter, complete with campfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) Edited October 25, 2009 by 92xj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doog3 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 well you see it was like this,this tree just jumped in my front of my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Welcome to our city's new homeless shelter, complete with campfire. :clown::clown::clown::clown::clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendog Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 This black trans am came flying by me and i went into hot pursuit and well.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 there aint no doughnut up here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Swampy heard there was going to be a banning....and was rushing home to fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 "Simmons" "Yes sir...." "Simmons, I told you to never push the red button." "Sorry sir." "Get out of the car Simmons......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 sorry, sarge. i must have read that wrong. firemen like to get CATS out of trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Looks like Roscoe was a chasin' them Duke Boys ago! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 "Well boss, she was out sun bathing in her front yard again..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 'Look Ma..No Hands!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 "Police Academy meets the Old Testament" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHunter Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 If the dukes chould jump the fire truck the tree and the fire I though I chould catch em boss hog...sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBow Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 NEWS HEADLINES: TROUBLE GETTING POLICE CAR HOT AIR BALLON OFF THE GROUND See y'all thought they was a tryin' to get it down! Heck they was a havin' trouble gettin' it up! :clown: TBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBow Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 NEWS HEADLINES: TROUBLE GETTING POLICE CAR HOT AIR BALLON OFF THE GROUND Budget reductions and cost cutting measures has forced a local Sheriff's office to depart from their helicopter surveilance and conventional air traffic control program. The department's helicopter was sold off in an effort to meet fiscal restraints earlier this year. However, it was rumoured that measures had been taken to maintain a lower cost ariel surveliance operation when the department acquired this police car shaped hot air balloon. The Sheriff's office was contacted for comment, but at the time of this release, their official response was that any rumours to that effect were full of "hot air". Further comments by the department indicated that the decision on the future of the police ariel operations was still up in the air, but pictuires would seen to indicate otherwise. On a side note, the local volunteer fire department, who had been called in to rescue a trapped feline, reportedly stuck in a tree-trapped police car, let the cat out of the bag (litterally) after the kitty had clawed its way into the trunk where it was rumoured that almost 100 pounds of confiscated "day old" donoughts, that were being used as ballast, had weighted down one end of the otherwise light foot's floating vessel. The shaken pilot, who had previously been employed in the department's rotary wing helicopter section, was reported after the incident to have said that he was now looking forward to keeping his feet planted firmly on the ground at a desk job! The FAA was called in to investigate unsubstantiated claims that the police car had been shot down by ground to air missiles. However, at the time of press, officials were following up on claims that the pilot had been heard to have said, "As god is my witness, I had no idea that turkeys could fly that high!". TBow...for Realtree Action News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 "Let's test and see if this car was made in the U.S. or China...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dance.and.shoot Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 "Well boss, she was out sun bathing in her front yard again..." LMAO!!! this one's gotta be my favorite by far!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Seeing the cute girl, Officer Swampy thinks back to his days as a boy riding his bike. "You know chicks dig guys who can pull wheelies" he was heard saying over the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilbowman Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Officer arrested after he allegedly stole a set of hydrolics from a perp and installed on his own car. Police say officer was inticed by partner to see if he could jump the tree!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOYTnMUZZYboy Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 go go gadget police car... oops wrong button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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