stevebeilgard Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Near Fredricksburg, Texas, where there is a large German speaking community, a farmer notices a man drinking water from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted "trink das wasser nicht. die kuhen haben dahein gesheissen", which means "don't drink the water. The cows have pooped and pee'd in it. The man shouted back "I'm from New York and I'm here to spread the word about O'bama's health care plan and how great it is, but I don't speak German. Can you tell me what you said in english? The farmer said "Sure. I said to use two hands. You'll get more water". :clown::clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Rofl That's a great one Steve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 :D lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungry hunter Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Your on a roll Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 i had to read it 2 times lol but that was SO FUNNY!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 ......I don't get it.....?? ....lol- good one, Steve! -I've truly missed your jokes- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 LOL ... I like that one ... :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Good stuff Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csimon Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpcNape Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 That's great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 ......I don't get it.....?? ....lol- good one, Steve! -I've truly missed your jokes- wow. where've you been, kathleen. i missed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 HAHA!! Nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol nice, Steve...just nice...:D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dance.and.shoot Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 BaHaHaHa....funny stuff right there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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