Got hit by a meth lab tonight.


johnf

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Took my son to Wal-Mart in the town next to ours tonight to get him some camo for Saturday morning youth hunt. After leaving there we went to Wendy's for some dinner. When we left Wendy's this guy comes out of the parking lot from the other side of the street. I'm like WT? and start to pull forward and into the left turn lane to get out of his way. As I was pulling forward he lunges forward and hits our Sequoia. So I pull back into Wendy's parking lot and he follows me in, I assume to take care of it like gentlemen. Boy was I wrong. I get out of my car to asses the damage and he jumps out of his and says. It didn't do any damage lets not call the police. I'm like "BS" (didn't say it) I look at his car and it's just ripped to crap on where he hit me and my truck has a huge scratch down the corner panel and a chunk out of the wheel well. I told the guy. "Listen dude, I just paid the last payment on this thing Friday, I'm calling the police." So I pull out my cell phone and he starts freaking out telling me all sorts of crap that didn't make any sense at all. He tried to give me his bosses number, offering me cash and then starts talking about going to walmart to get his insurance papers. All the while after every crazy thing, "Please Sir" "Please Mr. Don't call the police" Every time I reply "Dude, I'm calling the police" Oh yeah when I pulled out my phone I pushed the wrong button and started a ring-tone from Talladega Nights, so I'm trying to settle this freak down and all of a sudden my phone is has Ricky Bobby's eldest son screaming "One of you turds 'bout to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down",

"What are you lookin' at you dirty old Skank?" What are you lookin' at Popeye" " What are you lookin' at you piece of road trash" "What are you lookin' at, Geez I can smell you from over here". I keep pushing buttons on my phone while Mr. Crackhead is begging me not to call the cops. Every time I push a button the censored.gif thing starts over. "One of you turds "bout to get smacked in the mouth..................... So this goes on for about 5 minutes and I finally get the censored.gif phone on the calls screen. I call 911 and as soon as I say hello the dude starts walking off. I'm thinking "OK, he's just going to settle his nerves"..............Wrong, dude leaves. He's like, gone. Took off. Rundofft he dun Rundofft. So I'm on the phone with the 911 and the dude is on his way to Wal-Mart for his "insurance papers"fit.gif and the police come in. After I filled out the report I get out of the car and there's a big pile of "supplies" on the hood of the cop car where the cop had searched the vehicle. The guy had the makings of a meth lab in the car with him. No wonder he didn't want me to call the po-po, dude had a felony in the back of his car. So some of the cops that were searching Wal-Mart called my cop and said they had someone in custody and wanted me to identify him. So I got over to Wal-Mart and this kid who roughly fits my description is standing there with the cops and they ask me if that's him. I say "No, that's not him" He throws up his hands and yells, "Thanks Dude!" I think that is the most relieved I've ever seen someone who looks like a crack head. After all that, I drove around the Wal-Mart parking lot for a bit looking for "my crackhead". No luck. The police do have his car, his groceries for his nephews, his old ladies wallet and drivers license, and his meth supplies. (dang that's got to hurt)

Man, if I hadn't gone for those dang frosties that never would have happened.

I'll be dreaming of that censored.gif kid from Talladega Nights for a week.

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all of a sudden my phone is has Ricky Bobby's eldest son screaming "One of you turds 'bout to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down",

"What are you lookin' at you dirty old Skank?" What are you lookin' at Popeye" " What are you lookin' at you piece of road trash" "What are you lookin' at, Geez I can smell you from over here". I keep pushing buttons on my phone while Mr. Crackhead is begging me not to call the cops. Every time I push a button the censored.gif thing starts over. "One of you turds "bout to get smacked in the mouth.....................

Okay, so I was reading this and started laughing my head off...this is the ringtone for my sister and her name in my phone is....Crackhead (long story behind that) I just thought it was kinda funny :)

Glad you two are safe and that they're getting that bozo off the streets :)

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