johnf Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 (edited) Took my son to Wal-Mart in the town next to ours tonight to get him some camo for Saturday morning youth hunt. After leaving there we went to Wendy's for some dinner. When we left Wendy's this guy comes out of the parking lot from the other side of the street. I'm like WT? and start to pull forward and into the left turn lane to get out of his way. As I was pulling forward he lunges forward and hits our Sequoia. So I pull back into Wendy's parking lot and he follows me in, I assume to take care of it like gentlemen. Boy was I wrong. I get out of my car to asses the damage and he jumps out of his and says. It didn't do any damage lets not call the police. I'm like "BS" (didn't say it) I look at his car and it's just ripped to crap on where he hit me and my truck has a huge scratch down the corner panel and a chunk out of the wheel well. I told the guy. "Listen dude, I just paid the last payment on this thing Friday, I'm calling the police." So I pull out my cell phone and he starts freaking out telling me all sorts of crap that didn't make any sense at all. He tried to give me his bosses number, offering me cash and then starts talking about going to walmart to get his insurance papers. All the while after every crazy thing, "Please Sir" "Please Mr. Don't call the police" Every time I reply "Dude, I'm calling the police" Oh yeah when I pulled out my phone I pushed the wrong button and started a ring-tone from Talladega Nights, so I'm trying to settle this freak down and all of a sudden my phone is has Ricky Bobby's eldest son screaming "One of you turds 'bout to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down", "What are you lookin' at you dirty old Skank?" What are you lookin' at Popeye" " What are you lookin' at you piece of road trash" "What are you lookin' at, Geez I can smell you from over here". I keep pushing buttons on my phone while Mr. Crackhead is begging me not to call the cops. Every time I push a button the thing starts over. "One of you turds "bout to get smacked in the mouth..................... So this goes on for about 5 minutes and I finally get the phone on the calls screen. I call 911 and as soon as I say hello the dude starts walking off. I'm thinking "OK, he's just going to settle his nerves"..............Wrong, dude leaves. He's like, gone. Took off. Rundofft he dun Rundofft. So I'm on the phone with the 911 and the dude is on his way to Wal-Mart for his "insurance papers" and the police come in. After I filled out the report I get out of the car and there's a big pile of "supplies" on the hood of the cop car where the cop had searched the vehicle. The guy had the makings of a meth lab in the car with him. No wonder he didn't want me to call the po-po, dude had a felony in the back of his car. So some of the cops that were searching Wal-Mart called my cop and said they had someone in custody and wanted me to identify him. So I got over to Wal-Mart and this kid who roughly fits my description is standing there with the cops and they ask me if that's him. I say "No, that's not him" He throws up his hands and yells, "Thanks Dude!" I think that is the most relieved I've ever seen someone who looks like a crack head. After all that, I drove around the Wal-Mart parking lot for a bit looking for "my crackhead". No luck. The police do have his car, his groceries for his nephews, his old ladies wallet and drivers license, and his meth supplies. (dang that's got to hurt) Man, if I hadn't gone for those dang frosties that never would have happened. I'll be dreaming of that kid from Talladega Nights for a week. Edited November 6, 2009 by johnf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Forgive me for laughing, John. That right there is funny! :clown: Sorry about your truck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Thanks for taking that waste of humanity off the road! Wish it did'nt have to cause your vehicle the damage that it did but you probably saved someones life...so Thank You;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Funny thing is, it really didn't do much damage to our sequoia, but it nearly ripped the front quarter panel off of his "ol' ladies" mini-van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 sorry about your damage,,,, but :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Too bad you got your car smacked up John, but I'm reminded of the saying, "The Lord works in mysterious ways" :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WvBowhunterKE Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Sounds like a pretty eventful day. Thanks for pulling another scumbag from off the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 That's one heck of a story! Nothing like a good ring tone to lighten the tension Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Dang John! I hope they catch the guy, glad you and your son are alright and no one was hurt. I think it is long past time for bringing back public hangings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 The accident stinks, but made for a funny read. Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Forgive me for laughing, John. That right there is funny! :clown: Sorry about your truck.... My sentiments exactly John. Glad you're ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I would have paid admission to see you struggling with your cell phone :clown: I'm glad you were not hurt. The crackhead could have pulled a gun or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I would have paid admission to see you struggling with your cell phone :clown: I'm glad you were not hurt. The crackhead could have pulled a gun or something. Those were my thoughts exactly(about the gun). Sorry about your vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I do have a cc permit. State law says I can't say whether I'm packing at any given time or not unless I pull it. I did not pull a weapon, nor did I feel the need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well It is a good thing those drugs will never hite the street.Sorry to hear about your truck.There are some lucky people out there that may now never get hooked on that crap . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Sorry to hear about the damage. It could have been alot worse. That stuff could have blown up hurting not only you and him but everyone else around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well It is a good thing those drugs will never hite the street.Sorry to hear about your truck.There are some lucky people out there that may now never get hooked on that crap . That's a good way of looking at it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitetail Freak Hunter Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Glad it was not worse than it could have been, as I always say though.... "Trouble Never Makes An Appointment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Oh what a night... man that's some crazy stuff right there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Bad deal indeed! Good thing it didnt get worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Our office just had a good laugh at your new acquaintance's misfortune. Glad it turned out to just be a humorous story with a little front end damage for you. HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 well the good thing is you got a bad guy off the streets for a lil bit anyways... glad your OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csimon Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 another one bites the dust, glad more trash is off the streets. sorry to hear bout your truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dance.and.shoot Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 all of a sudden my phone is has Ricky Bobby's eldest son screaming "One of you turds 'bout to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down", "What are you lookin' at you dirty old Skank?" What are you lookin' at Popeye" " What are you lookin' at you piece of road trash" "What are you lookin' at, Geez I can smell you from over here". I keep pushing buttons on my phone while Mr. Crackhead is begging me not to call the cops. Every time I push a button the thing starts over. "One of you turds "bout to get smacked in the mouth..................... Okay, so I was reading this and started laughing my head off...this is the ringtone for my sister and her name in my phone is....Crackhead (long story behind that) I just thought it was kinda funny Glad you two are safe and that they're getting that bozo off the streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) Reminds me of home alone where he is in the hotel with the tv turned up and plays that clip of a movie... this is it... I'll give ya to the count of three to git yer carcuss outta here 1..2..:2guns:........3! Edited November 7, 2009 by Mathews XT Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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