Doe-ee Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have ! a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Love it. :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 yep. right up my ally. since i'm lazy i won't think, just shoot. since i'm cheap i'll stop firing when he's down & done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 That's a good one, I love it!!! :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 :clown: :clown: :clown: Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 That is hilarious. Except I think I'd stop shooting after I put the first one between his eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHunter Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Doe-ee said: Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Hey I resent that....I'm a Northern Republican and I would do the same....thats hurtfull....and more than likly with my future wife will be shooting right along with me...SO THERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetucker Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 LMAO!!!!!I can't stop laughing!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 but , but but....you can't call him an Islamic terrorist! That wouldn't be PC...:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 An oldie but a goodie! :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csimon Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 :clown:good one!!!:clap::gun1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does it have to be a .40? Why not an M-16? :gun1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 LOL...You dont need that much gun to blow a hole in a dirtbags forehead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 LMAO that's funny. that's what i needed for the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Lol, that is funny! :clown: Sounds like something Ted Nugent would say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted November 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Prairiepredator said: Lol, that is funny! :clown: Sounds like something Ted Nugent would say! LOL He might've! I stole it from somewhere on the net..:clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterbobb Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Thats why I always vote Republican. :gun2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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