Swamphunter Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 My son's camo clothing came from Cabelas today and they needed "washed". After my wife spent the better part of today cleaning....we went out to dinner while I put his clothes in the washing machine. When we got home our house reaked of dirt!! Thank you Knight and Hale laundry detergant! It sure gives my house a nice "woodsy" smell. Makes me feel like a night that I can't be in the treestand, I'm still kinda there! My wife was hot!! She went to get the febreeze and spray it but due to the fact that I had yet to throw the clothes in the dryer with my HS Scented dryer sheets (fresh earth), I told her she might want to hold off a bit. My wife was hot!! She said, how long does our house have to smell like dirt before you expect me to clean it?? I told her it would be a quick 45 minutes or so and to just forget about it, and she said "How can I "forget", the whole house smells like the ground outside?? Every breath I take is a reminder. All said and done, she laughed about it and said it amazed her what guys do to kill a deer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... She will cool off eventuallly. Good luck. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] I knew thats what you sicko's would think.... everything revolves around hot women!! LOL I wonder if they make "Fresh earth body soap and shampoo"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinoisbowhunter Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... lol, sometimes those women dont understand I tell yah. I had goten some HS fresh earth wafers last week and put them in my tub with my hunting clothes. Wasn't before long my mom was in my room saying "Arrrghh whats that musty smell open the windows"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... What really upset my mother in law worse than using her kitchen knife to cut my bloody deer tag and plastic tie, was me washing MY muzzleloader, in HER tub when my wife, my son and I lived there while OUR new house was being constructed. Hey that gives me an idea for a new post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mark_85 Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... i seen the hot wife im like woooohoooo then read it and was like oh i see..... lol i think almost every woman gets mad about the house smellin like dirt but while u mentioned hot last saturday went to the check in station seen a hot woman in camo sorry couldn't resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... Lol im married so I knew what kinda hot he meant but truth be told they will get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... DOes that stuff work that well?? i have seen it but was sceptical about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] DITTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddhunter Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... I feel for you brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the same problem. Women just don't apreciate the smell of the wild outdoors!!!!!!!!!! A couple of weaks ago I was going out to do some scouting and check to see if my stand was still there and she asked me why I had on calone?????? I said"So you do like my fresh earth aroma after all!!!!!" She said "Is that what that is UUUUGGGG!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] DOes that stuff work that well?? i have seen it but was sceptical about it. [/ QUOTE ] It is the only cover scent I use. I try to go in as scent free as possible, but since I worried about chlorine smell in my clothing, I added the fresh earth and the last 2 years I have shot the biggest deer of my life. One was about a hundred yards away directly downwind and never knew I was there... the other one came in from downwind, behind me and I did't have a shot until he was almost directly beside me at about 10-15 yards. Never knew I was there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billkay Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... Count me among the sickos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... Mine never could understand why I was so anal about being clean and scent free, hang my clothes outside for months, and get dress out in 30* weather so as not to contaminate my clothing with house smells, and then pour deer urine all over me to go hunting.. I did not even try to explain it. I said its just how ya do it... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] LMAO!!! She will get over it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] yep i thought the same thing... she will cool off when the smell goes away .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... Can't say as I blame her! I can't stand the smell of that stuff, I will use anything but dirt smell. Just seems wrong to wash your clothes so they smell like dirt, that is usually the odor I am trying to get rid of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] ditto talk aboooot a let-down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBUCK Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE !!!!!! This is a fellow forum member here, you weren't actually thinking he would post a pic of his wife in a bikini. geez - Sorry Ken, I thought the same thing ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... "I got one HOT wife" Ken...You know its illegal to bait during hunting season here in NY My wife put her foot down a couple years ago when I ran out of the dryer sheets and threw in a hand full of the real dirt into the dryer...Ever since then I just wash them in Pine-Sol and try my best to hunt "DownWind" and keep the spray bottle of Fresh Earth handy for after leaving the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] She said, how long does our house have to smell like dirt before you expect me to clean it?? [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Would have had to tell her, Oh until about January. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... I HERE THE SAME STUFF.WHATEVER YOU DO DONT SPILL RACOON URINE ON THE CARPET!!IM STILL HEARING ABOUT THAT ONE FROM A YEAR AGO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... my wife don't like that smell either.....lol she deals with it though.... she leaves the room when i open my bowcase(i got a wafer in there....)and i usualy wash my clothes on the weekend so she can go to her mom's for the day!!!!!!!!!!! we work together so i can still do my thing.... i love my wife.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... [ QUOTE ] oh--that kind of hot---I thought you meant like "bikini hot"--was hoping to see a pic [/ QUOTE ] me also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: I got one HOT wife.... Been ther done that! Be thankful she is forgiving. Not too many wives are. If you want to make it up to here just look in the yellow pages and call Minimaid or someother maid service to clean the house for her sometime. The ladies really like this!! Trust me!! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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