Ohiobucks Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ------------------------------------------------- I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. ------------------------------------------------- While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here. ------------------------------------------------- A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Whew!Those are funny O.B.I liked the barnyard one the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... LOL Good laughs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Tom, is your wifes name Grace???? LMBO!! Those are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... LMBO!! good ones, needed that laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Them are pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted February 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... [ QUOTE ] Tom, is your wifes name Grace???? LMBO!! Those are good. [/ QUOTE ] Nope, and I ain't that dumb!! She is a Gold Medal flour girl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Pillsbury In-laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Those are good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... I would be pissed if I found the remote in her purse. Pillsbury!LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! The inlaws is pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... those are pretty funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... LOL! nic jokes man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... [ QUOTE ] "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." [/ QUOTE ] So, are you saying that the huge purse my wife bought the other day, might be to house the keyboard to this computer ....OUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." [/ QUOTE ] So, are you saying that the huge purse my wife bought the other day, might be to house the keyboard to this computer ....OUCH [/ QUOTE ] Need a spare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... Good thinkin Rhino...thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Womens revenge.... had my wife & i in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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