TreeStandBowHunter Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here." She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke LOL good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke LMBO!!!! That's great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke thats pretty funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke HAHAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke I have felt like that before!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke LMBO. I've never heard that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke Haven't seen that one TSBH.....Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Good Joke LOL! ROTFLMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archerjg Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Good Joke That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Good Joke GOod one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Good Joke hehehehehehe that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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