Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) here some blonde jokes for ya. She was so blonde....... She thought a quauterback was a refund. She thought that general motors was in the army. She thought meow mix was a CD for cats She thought boyz II men was a day care center At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here" she wrote "sagittarius" SHE WAS SO BLONDE...... She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent a fax with a stamp on it. Under "educatoin" on her job applicaton she put "Hooked on phonics" SHE WAS SO BLONDE...... She tripped over a cordless phone Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate" She told me to meet her at the WALK and DON'T WALK She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. SHE WAS SO BLONDE...... She studied for a blood test. She sold her car for gas money When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur at home she moved. She thought if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooo blonde..... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. got all of that in a E-mail lol Edited November 26, 2009 by Hunt or be Hunted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I don't know but whoever wrote these must be blonde too because they cannot spell worth a lick, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I don't know but whoever wrote these must be blonde too because they cannot spell worth a lick, lol. Well i can promise you this it was not me lol. well i can't spell that great but still it was not me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 LOL..Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Lol...those are hilarious! :clown: Until I seen that you had got those in an email, I thought you might have been taking your anger out on an ex-girlfriend or something...I guess you still could be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Lol...those are hilarious! :clown: Until I seen that you had got those in an email, I thought you might have been taking your anger out on an ex-girlfriend or something...I guess you still could be! i really could be on my ex Jamie, cuz she a blonde haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildguy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooo blonde..... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Lol! Edited November 26, 2009 by wildguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I've heard these so many times. :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I've heard these so many times. :clap: yea, but they're still funny:clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I've heard these so many times. :clap: I'm guessing most of them from Andy? :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I'm guessing most of them from Andy? :clap: Sort of, except he says, "You don't know, you're just a blonde girl." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Sort of, except he says, "You don't know, you're just a blonde girl." hahahaha my older sister is blonde she's 17 going to be 18 and I'm going to start saying that to her MUHHAHAHA lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonBowling21 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 lol nice jeremy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sluggunner Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 All good ones. It also sounds like the people running the Country now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hahahaha my older sister is blonde she's 17 going to be 18 and I'm going to start saying that to her MUHHAHAHA lol Mm, well, I hope she's not too strong, because I can promise you she'll probably give you a good whack. :hammer1: Andy hasn't said it to me for a while. I always counteract him with saying, "Yeah, I know nothing, that's why I'm on the Dean's List..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hahahaha my older sister is blonde she's 17 going to be 18 and I'm going to start saying that to her MUHHAHAHA lol Don't come crying to us when she whoops you!:gun1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Don't come crying to us when she whoops you!:gun1: hahahaha have you seen her? (i don't think you have, not that i know of anyway lol) she's 5'4 and can't lift anything. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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