texastrophies Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn¹t decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Those are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 BWAHAHAHAHA! Those are just too good. Thanks for posting those. :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Heard another one on talk radio yesterday: When the police interviewed Elin asking how many times she hit Tiger she responded with "I don't recall, but I think he put me down for a 5." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Those are fantastic! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Haha them are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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