Adjam5 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The Duck is dead. A woman brought a very limp duck to a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested... "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250?" she cried, "$250 just to tell me my duck is dead?" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $250." :clown: Have you heard this one Todd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 LOL! That's pretty good Anthony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 well, if dog doc heard it, i sure didn't. good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Come on Todd...where are you:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 LOL!! :clown: That is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Heard it before still love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 That one is a first for me! Great joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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