The Muggsbowean Theorem:


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Gentleman, you may already know this, but for those of you who may not, I'm more than just an insightful sports mind. In my spare time, I'm also a bit of a mathematician.

So, after several years of study and research based mainly on the inverse correlation between females from Cleveland and Pittsburgh, I am please to finally announce my greatest acheivement to date; The Muggsbowean Theorem.

You see, if I do not go into this sort of detail, there are certain members of this forum (if not of society in general) that may scoff at such an idea, merely as "smack talk."

But gentlemen, I assure you, this formual has been scientifically developed and tested. Its beauty lies in its simplicity...so, I give you the Muggsbowean Theorem.

Developed using the Muggsbowean Attraction Scale of 1-10, 10 being the hottest chick around, allow C=a female from Cleveland and P=a female from Pittsburgh.

The theorem is P/2=C.

In laymens terms and using this in a real life scenario, if a chick is considered to be an "8" in Pittsburgh, by comparison, when she crosses into the Cleveland City limits, she automatically becomes a "4."

"Smack talk?" Me thinks not...

Good day sirs.

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In his spare time, maybe instead of being a "mathematian", he should study some spelling.:D

type-o bud. You gotta understand, nobody's perfect, I come about as close as you can, but it's hard to for my fingers to keep up with my sharp wit...and I type about 197 WPM.

btw- your check just got lost in the mail.:pacman::yes:

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I think we need a corollary addendum to this theorem.

Something along the lines of:

I firmly believe the further South you get, the hotter the chicks.

So lets divide the country in to 4 hypothetical zones labeled Z1 - Z4. C is in zone 1 along with rest of the northern parts. So the equation would be C=Z1. The equations go like this.

C/2=Z2

Z2/2=Z3

Z3/2=Z4

So basically some of the best looking chicks in the country would be in the Miami/San Diego zone.

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I think we need a corollary addendum to this theorem.

Something along the lines of:

I firmly believe the further South you get, the hotter the chicks.

So lets divide the country in to 4 hypothetical zones labeled Z1 - Z4. C is in zone 1 along with rest of the northern parts. So the equation would be C=Z1. The equations go like this.

C/2=Z2

Z2/2=Z3

Z3/2=Z4

So basically some of the best looking chicks in the country would be in the Miami/San Diego zone.

I concur.

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Gentleman, you may already know this, but for those of you who may not, I'm more than just an insightful sports mind. In my spare time, I'm also a bit of a mathematician.

So, after several years of study and research based mainly on the inverse correlation between females from Cleveland and Pittsburgh, I am please to finally announce my greatest acheivement to date; The Muggsbowean Theorem.

You see, if I do not go into this sort of detail, there are certain members of this forum (if not of society in general) that may scoff at such an idea, merely as "smack talk."

But gentlemen, I assure you, this formual has been scientifically developed and tested. Its beauty lies in its simplicity...so, I give you the Muggsbowean Theorem.

Developed using the Muggsbowean Attraction Scale of 1-10, 10 being the hottest chick around, allow C=a female from Cleveland and P=a female from Pittsburgh.

The theorem is P/2=C.

In laymens terms and using this in a real life scenario, if a chick is considered to be an "8" in Pittsburgh, by comparison, when she crosses into the Cleveland City limits, she automatically becomes a "4."

"Smack talk?" Me thinks not...

Good day sirs.

You missed a few muggs and Chuck.

You gotta understand, nobody's perfect, I come about as close as you can, but it's hard to for my fingers to keep up with my

Say the bolded part out loud to yourself.

Dude, I'd never do that, I realize you're a much better hunter man.:)

Cue Chris in 3...2...1...

No typos in that one, however, the statement is completely false. :D

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