hobie Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Found this on another site Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?" Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" Broken furniture - $85.26 Hot Breakfast - $4.20 Red Rose bud -$3.00 Two Aspirins -$.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke That is a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke LOL i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke thats a good one right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke thats a ggod one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke Now that is a classic! todd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke I love it! That is too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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va_strutstopper Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Priceless Joke niiiice! that is a funny joke rite there! lmbo! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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