Griz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Sorry about it being all in Caps. Don't have much time to change it... Got this in a email from my Boss and thought I would pass it this on... Griz... THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. I Deleted this one... SORRY!!!! 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 LOL! Those are pretty good Dale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Good stuff! Im emailing those around.. Good to see you Dale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Words to live by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 NICE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 LOl. good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMort Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Thats funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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