NS whitetail Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 20 minutes. I asked her once what they were doing and she said, "Just talking". Whatever! So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe. The string, on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it? :clown::clown::clown: :D I saw this on another site and had to steal it............... thought it was funny Edited January 10, 2010 by NS whitetail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 LOL you made me read that whole thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 You're cruel Lewis...real cruel. My heart was bleeding for you man .. It was a real releif to read the punchline though..LOL:D OH..yeah..the string. Replace it ASP :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 You're cruel Lewis...real cruel. My heart was bleeding for you man .. It was a real releif to read the punchline though..LOL:D OH..yeah..the string. Replace it ASP :D baaa haaaa haaaaa :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) I knew it was a joke because of the smilie in the topic title. A good one I must admit. :clap: These things folks just do NOT put out there on the net if they were true. Edited January 10, 2010 by Adjam5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwoods07 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Haha, that's pretty funny. I may have to share this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Hahahaha, that's funny Lewis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 LOL!!! :clown: That is hilarious!! Definately not what I expected from reading the title! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 lol. I can't beleive I just read that hole thing.:offtopic:lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 LOL...I knew it was a joke when Lewis did'nt offer the guy a free boat ride...one way:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyrod64 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Got me too but that was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Wow...you had me...I read that whole thing thinking wow...poor guy...then I got to the very end! Close call,lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Most say 3 years, sooner if you shoot all year long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhammer Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Funny, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muzzy1 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 wow,good one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Okay, now I gotta clean my keyboard! I don't like coffee through my nose this early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Don't you have lobsters to catch or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossyhorn Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I was about to go into a whole don't let it eat at you until you know its a sure thing type of reply. That was great!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 the smiley at first said it all. but, that's a very good one. i like it. and if it were true, i know you're always looking for lobster bait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledrop Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 you son of a gun, you really had me going. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good one Lewis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad dryden Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 A had to re-read the last part twice to make sure I dident read it wrong...that's funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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