buckee Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (This was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night – early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. .... PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Thats funny...nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMort Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 LOL. this grandpa is retarded, also. we're packing up to leave for arizona in february, then on to alaska by late may/june. we won't be in wyoming until mid august to get ready for some hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That is funny..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That is funny! HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 lol. good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 We call them "Snowbirds" here in Wisconsin. They migrate in the fall to warmer weather with all the other birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 My boss told me I was retarded today. Does that mean I can go to the wreck center now? :pop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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